whiteout

To bust/cum on a girls face and then blow on it to dry it up

She said i couldn't bust in her mouth so i gave that bitch a whiteout!

by therealdicktracy January 9, 2012

whiteousness

1: Blind to difficulties faced by non-whites : free from feelings of guilt or sin or contemplation of privilege

2:
a : morally right or justifiable to white people <a whiteous decision> b : arising from an outraged sense of whiteness or white customs <whiteous indignation>

3
slang : genuinely white, excellent to/for white people
— whi·teous·ly adverb
— whi·teous·ness noun

Whiteousness runs America. The Tea Party is full of whiteousness. The legislative process in the United States is run by whiteous people, standing for whiteous values and with a clear sense of whiteous indignation.

by Matthew4300 April 16, 2011

Whiteout

Partaking of too much leaf causing sudden nausea and a draining of blood from the face - hence the 'white'. Usually followed by upchucking an passing out in a pile on the floor

Dave had too much of the spliff and suddenly did a whiteout

by mashy October 27, 2003

callum whitehouse

A callum whitehouse, in general, is something awesome

ZOMG, your such a callum whitehouse, or i whish i could go out with a callum whitehouse

by sophy, wertyu July 15, 2010

Whitehoused

The act of being really drunk while being in the mind set that you are "someone of importance."

Man, you were fucking "whitehoused" last night.

by Erroracing February 17, 2010

whiteout

A whiteout is when a man allows his penis to do all of his thinking for him. Akin to "blacking out" from being drunk, he may lose the ability to form coherent sentences, and begin communicating with offensively suggestive guttural sounds towards people.

The prevailing hypothesis suggests this is caused by a backlog of semen rushing to the cranium, soaking into the brain and impairing it's function. Once the whiteout is over, the man usually does not remember where he is, what he said, or what he did.

-Hey, why is Neal acting so aggressive and brash tonight?
-He must be having a whiteout because he saw a nice pair of jugs. We should issue a warning to everyone in the area: Hide the women and children.

by BDP reproductions August 3, 2018

whiteout

Someone is snorting cocaine out of your asshole when you are standing on your head with your legs spread. When the person tries to snort the cocaine out of your asshole, you fart and blow the cocaine in their face. Causing a whiteout.

I was partying with some girl the other night, she wanted to do cocaine, but I gave her a whiteout instead.

by dawg285 December 13, 2009