Baltimore Whitefish

A condom floating in the Harbour.... along with all the other shit in there. If you look really hard through the grease rainbows, you might see one in its natural habitat.

"Hey look, hoawn, there's a Bawlmer Whitefish in the wooter..."
"Fuck that, let's get back to Blair so we can hit Haver tonight."

by City Forever. December 30, 2004

whitestripe

The intentional postponing of an accomplishment to create hastiness, providing a desired effect. Made famous by The White Stripes' blistering 2-week recording sessions.

1-Did you write that story yet?

2-Nah, I think I'm gonna whitestripe it. I work better under pressure.

by machineinindia April 4, 2007

The Whitest Kids U Know

The Whitest Kids U’Know (WKUK) is a sketch comedy pogram which aired its first season on Fuse in March of 2007, but then moved to IFC where it can be aired in all its uncensored goodness.

The show features comedians Trevor Moore, Zach Cregger, Darren Trumeter, Timmy Williams and Sam Brown.

Watching WKUK has been known to produce an extremely euphoric high in many individuals, or extreme disgust or offence in others.

Either way, it’s easily the greatest thing to happen to television since it was invented.

Hey, where'd that Hitler Rap come from?

That's the Whitest Kids U Know, man.

by Kaptain Metalbowl January 14, 2008

Jersey Whitefish

Used condoms that have washed ashore or appear on the beach

Watch out!!! Don't slip on that slimy Jersey Whitefish, dude!!!!

by LasVegasLover September 30, 2004

Chicago Whitefish

A used condom found washed up on the beach, in a parking lot, confessional, etc.

Mommy! Look a ballon floating in the water! EEEWWW!

Honey! Don't touch that, that, that Chicago Whitefish!

by Ronono January 21, 2008

Harlem River whitefish

A floating condom.

I was sculling on the Harlem River last Saturday. The water was full of Harlem River whitefish. AIDS prevention must be making progress.

by octopod January 17, 2009

whitest kids u'know

amazingly awesome hilarious comedy troupe consisting of five extremely hot guys: Trevor, Zach, Sam, Timmy and Darren. They do comedy sketches and funny music videos. They also have a show on ifc but you can watch most of their stuff on youtube.

some whitest kids u'know sketches include: weird the stripper, classroom skit, mountain of chairs, fairy of womenhood, its illegal to say, girl sympathy, slow jerk etc,

Music vids: hitler rap, get a new daddy, we gon' make love, totally gay for america...

OMFG JUST WATCH THEIR STUFF YOU'LL LOOOOVE THEM I CANT BELIEVE NO ONE ELSE PUT A DEF FOR THEM YET

by aliloveswkuk May 12, 2008