Whimper Noodle

A humanoid of diminished constitution which revels in its own lamentations of victimhood, devoid of any principles or moral compass.

I'd feel bad for them if they weren't such a goddamn whimper noodle!

by rivaledbynone November 14, 2023

sensual whimpering

The amazing , sexy sound coming from a woman's mouth, uncontrollably, while thinking of being pleasured by the perfect specimen of a man.

Man, did you hear that sensual whimpering coming from Nicole earlier? Wonder who whe was thinking about. Dayum.

by Swift Nikki May 10, 2024

Whimper Audio Day

April 13th is international “ send your partner whimper audios. ” No explanation needed.

Anyone: “ Hey, look! It's National Whimper Audio day! Could you send me an audio please? ”

Their partner: “ Uhh, sure? ”

by Lemmehititfromtheback123ONG April 7, 2024

whimpering sneezer

When ya sneeze sounding like you just whimpered. Usually if you're either a twink or sneeze like an anime girl

"Have ya heard how Reki sneezes!?"
"PFTT yeah, he's totally a whimpering sneezer"

by sigmaalphamale777 May 28, 2024

a heem heem whimper

An onomatopoeia meant to imitate the sound of sobbing or suppressed crying.
The term is mostly popular on Tumblr, which makes it a particularly "chronically online" way of expressing emotion. Using this term in real life or outside of certain online spaces will probably earn you odd looks and confusion.
It is also rarely spelled as "aheem heem whimper" or "ah heem heem whimper."

CrybabyCryptid420: "Pleeease suffocate me in your thighs"
FrogsInFishnets69: "No."
CrybabyCryptid420: "a heem heem whimper."

by guytheginger December 23, 2024