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splacky whacky

Originating from the term "Splackaveli," splacky whacky means a frontin' ass thug.
Look at that splacky whacky tryin' to holla at us.
by Leslie March 29, 2005
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whacky tobacky

Slang used by jr. high kids to describe cigarettes. Can also be a variant of whacky tobaccy.
He was smoking some whacky tobacky behind the building.
by Anonymous August 20, 2003
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Whacky Woodbines

An alternative of whacky 'baccy embracing the name of a once-popular brand of English cigarettes (and which so much better than yanky-wanky ones)
TEACHER: Which one of you little sods has been smoking whacky Woodbines? Giv's one, you little bastard.
by Dane Edwards July 3, 2003
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Whacky Spiderman

Tying a noose around your neck whilst jerking off. Usually improves the quality of the meat beating process. You need to go fast or else you might suffocate and die. Most recognizably known in the move Worlds Greatest Dad with Robin Williams.
Guy 1: did you hear that Bobby died yesterday?
Guy 2: omg no what happened?!
Guy 1: he was trying to do a whacky spiderman but was too long and he died.
by HandHelper January 7, 2016
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whackycardia

The act of masturbating while a patient in a hospital. If you are being monitored, it can appear as a v-tach and can cause an emergency response to your room.
Doctor: What happened?

Nurse: Mr. Smith in 302 just had a bad case of whackycardia. Our student nurse walked in on him at climax. She just went home sick.

Doctor: I advise a strong sedative until he's home.
by UprTupr May 18, 2016
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Whacky

A penis. See also tallywacker, whack off, whacky sack.
Poor kid got his whacky caught in his zipper.
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Whacky Sack

His whacky sack looks a little swollen!
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