wet fart nugget

small bit of sloppy poo that sometimes comes out with a wet fart, usually leaves a nasty skidmark in your boxers.

my missus hates it when I go out on the beer and curry, because I normally wake the next morning with my undies in a mess from wet fart nuggets.

wet fart nugget by Nick Harvey February 13, 2004

wet fart in a wedding gown 

Anything that is vehemently unwanted or unwelcome. Something to be avoided at all cost.

At an AA meeting, an open bar is as welcome as a wet fart in a wedding gown.

wet fart in a wedding gown by Pipistrello December 26, 2005

Wet Fart Jet Fart 

An explosive diahrea wet fart that acts as a jet engine that shoots you air born from your seat, leaving you confused and embaressed.

dood i just had a wet fart jet fart, it blew me through the roof of my grandmas house

Wet Fart Jet Fart by Evan, Joe G November 29, 2010

wet fart nugget

Reminance of a wet fart compressed into a small nugget.

Shit i thought that fart nugget was a chocolate nugget.

wet fart nugget by Joel March 26, 2003

wet fart material

warm shit soaked semen ejected after a night of anal sex

oh my god that wet fart material ran all the way down both legs to my ankles

wet fart material by joeyc June 11, 2006

big wet fart

Why did you look this up.

You're disgusting.

I have to say big wet fart in here.

big wet fart by Macabitz July 15, 2021

benny wet fart 

When one decides to pass gas from their anus and it happens to be slightly moist, elaving a brownish spray of poo in their panties.
Named after Benny, who did the wettest farts in the world. Can also be shortened purely to Benny

"Oh no, I think I just did a Benny. Quick, check my pants!"

benny wet fart by GillyBean May 7, 2005