ego impaired

When a person makes an obviously selfish decision, or when a person lets their ego get in the way of doing the right thing.

That's so ego impaired when coach moved practice to 6am because he wants to go out for breakfast.

by Gillybean February 22, 2015

perchu

Created by three board school children in manchester who created this word to describe each other.

Used to discribe someone that has done something stupid or who is being an annoying little bugger.

someone: is your birthday really a national holiday.

Me: cause its not you little perchu i was winding you up.

by gillybean February 23, 2005

benny wet fart

When one decides to pass gas from their anus and it happens to be slightly moist, elaving a brownish spray of poo in their panties.
Named after Benny, who did the wettest farts in the world. Can also be shortened purely to Benny

"Oh no, I think I just did a Benny. Quick, check my pants!"

by GillyBean May 07, 2005