welcome in

The most nonsensical way to greet someone into your place of business

Wells Fargo Employee: "Welcome in!"
Customer: "smh..."

welcome in by lambgangsampson July 7, 2017

welcome to paradise

an awesome green day song about frontman billie joe armstrong's experiences living in a community for musicians (which was an old warehouse in the hood in oakland, ca); this song is true punk in nature

Pay attention to the crack streets and the broken homes,
Some call it slums,
Some call it nice,
I wanna take you through a wasteland I like to call my home
Welcome to paradise!

welcome to paradise by GreenDayIsTheBest April 16, 2004

Welcome to the cum zone 

Only cum inside anime girls, Quivering clit, double jointed pussy
Fresh balls, elegant ejaculation
First the kiss, then the cum.

Person one: " Welcome to the cum zone "

Person two: " Only cum inside anime girls "

Welcome to the cum zone by Blixy_Nick November 30, 2020

welcome to the jungle 

A song by Guns N' Roses on their debut album, Appetite for Destruction. Essentially, it's about one's initial introduction to the seedy underworld of America.

It also serves as a nice pump-you-up song.

Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games.
We got everything you want, honey we know the names,
We are the people that can find, whatever you may need.
If you got the money,honey, we got your disease in the jungle
Welcome to the Jungle...

welcome to the jungle by fiver November 30, 2004

welcome home shit 

the feeling of having to take a huge shit after arriving home from a long trip

i took a glorious welcome home shit after that drive from florida.

welcome home shit by nunamaker April 3, 2015

Welcome Bikers 

A slogan used through out the world by bar`s, restaurants, hotels or any other business that cater`s to or provides services to motorcycle riders.

The slogan originally welcomed Harley Davidson bikers but is now widely used to welcome all motorcycle enthusiast`s.

Theres a big banner in front of the hotel down the road that says "WELCOME BIKERS"

Welcome Bikers by bikers May 16, 2008

welcome to the republican party

A tired meme at the Something Awful forums (and perhaps elsewhere on the internet). Initially it was the funny concluding line of a joke; since then, it has been broadened to be used as a corny punchline for other jokes, and has broadened even further to be added as an addendum to message board posts FOR NO BLOODY REASON (as parasitic memes tend to do)

Used correctly: end of original joke (look it up)
"Why should her laziness and irresponsibility be rewarded with half of what I've worked for?" The father slowly smiled and said, "Welcome to the Republican Party"

Used annoyingly:
Knock knock
Welcome to the Republican Party!

Used normally:
Hey I was just watching the tv and OMG WELCOME THE REPUBLICAN PARTY LOLOL

welcome to the republican party by hiddenattacker January 20, 2009