shake weight jiggle

When a morbidly obese individual uses the Shake Weight and their blubber ripples with shock waves and continues to do so for a significant period of time after activity ceases.

When a tubby uses the Shake Weight it's like somebody slapped a Jello sculpture. It's what you call the shake weight jiggle.

by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011

Weitao

A synonym for awesome.

Are you weitao enough to win in Starjeweled, Serena?

by Thom You Wanna February 23, 2011

Weimart

Another word for Walmart. The official store of dying America. A freak-show full of poorly made goods and junk food, which is sold to a dying middle and lower class that is growing poorer by the day. A symbol of the decadence and greed of America's elites, and the contempt that they hold for the rest of the nation.

I went to Weimart with $50, bought $48 dollars of nothing, and gave $2 to the family sleeping in their car among the RVs parked in the back of the parking lot.

by ToddXYZ December 18, 2017

Winter Weight

The excess weight a person gains over the course of the winter months. This normall starts around Christmas and progresses through January and February. People tend to gain winter weight when over holidays where food is abundant and also gain weight in order to survive in the cold weather. Winter weight is shedded during the spring time and is gone before summer.

Girl 1: Now that it's spring I've got to hit the gym.
Girl 2: I know. I've got to shed some winter weight if I'm going to be bikini ready for this summer.

by Irunthisshit March 15, 2011

name hold weight

this means that your name has some sort of value to a person

Name Hold Weight :
Kevin : “ you remember tyla “

Greg “ hell yeaah , her name still holds weight “

by Vee😛 December 2, 2017

comfort weight

When you are comfortable in a relationship and do not need to try to find a partner and you are content with life and can not notice yourself stuffing your face. You think you are free to eat what ever you want because you have love and trying to look good to find a partner is out the door! You are getting sex on the regular and all that love is making you feel good and so are the carbs you are putting in your face hole.

Wow Jim really put some comfort weight on. Yeah that is why Mary left him. He stopped trying.
Carey was my friend, but then was whipped in a relationship. Have you seen him? He has put like 12 pounds on. Lol and he does not care.

by Third Eye Eric March 24, 2016

billed height and weight

Billed Height and Weight are what pro wrestling feds use to introduce their wrestlers. Most of them are not as tall as they are announced on TV. A lot of them wear heel lifts in their boots to appear as tall as their billing

Kane is billed as being 7 feet tall, but in reality he's only around 6'8". 7 feet and 300 plus pounds are only his billed height and weight.

I saw him standing next to a 7 foot basketball player, and the basketball player was taller.

7 Feet is 7 feet

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus August 9, 2009