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perfect weekend 

Sexual intercourse with three different people over the course of a weekend. Ideally one each day, but it’s usually two on Saturday and one on Friday or Sunday. A threesome or foursome, while not in the same spirit, are still awesome, and are therefore applied towards the count.
I thought Friday and Saturday were just luck, but when that new girl came over Sunday I knew I was destined to have a perfect weekend.

Sally was the queen of perfect weekends, if I ever owned a train station I’d hire her to run it.
perfect weekend by bryken7 August 2, 2016
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weekend millionaire 

A guy who who gets paid on Friday and is at the bar all weekend. When Sunday rolls around, he's broke.
While in Jamaica, I stopped by the local bar and saw the weekend millionaires spending a lot on drinks. I know come Monday, they'll be broke.
weekend millionaire by literary.muse September 2, 2010

Ugly Slut Weekend 

Traditionally celebrated yearly on the first weekend of December, but it's popularity has lead to the expansion of the holiday to multiple times per year. Average to good looking males who participate in Ugly Slut Weekend, or, USW actively seek out below average to ugly girls for sexual activities.

Alcohol is not required but heavily recommended for the males to further decrease the already small chance of actually skeeting inside the ugly slut and risking a baby mama relationship in future

"No Slut Left Behind" is a the trademark slogan of USW. As an excerpt from it's mission statement reads: "to bring weiner to every slut in the world, no matter her physical appearance"
I heard Ugly Slut Weekend started at SJU, which I can definitely believe considering the amount of Jersey girls that go there

Post Weekend Depression

Feeling low and depressed on a Monday after a weekend of drinking and partying.
Joe: What's wrong man? You're not yourself today.

Steve: Just suffering from post weekend depression, I'll be fine by Saturday..

Northumberland weekend 

A weekend spent by yourself at your house or apartment where you have little social contact and possibly smoke some cheeba. Mat sound boring but can be real fun sometimes
Im feeling tired this week im looking foreward to having a Northumerland weekend
Northumberland weekend by Jordo October 26, 2003

weekend water 

It's Friday. I'm thirsty. Give me some weekend water.
weekend water by kleinsound May 11, 2008

Weekend Nachos 

"Yo did you go to the Weekend Nachos show last weekend?"

"Yeah dude mad pit fatalities."
Weekend Nachos by dicksneeze January 18, 2009