boll weevil

The nickname of a Democratic senetor from Texas.
The Republicans are better than the Boll Weevils.
by Pat Lapiene September 29, 2003
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giraffe weevil

some mudafuckin cool ass beetle that has a long ass neck and shizz
guy1: i cant wait to own a giraffe weevil!
guy2: dude, you are so fuckin cool.
by shrek of the 99 seas September 20, 2017
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queef weevil

The next step above a Chud Stuffer
An ignorant cuckold that panders to a smelly nasty cittage cheese cunt oozing Fupasloth. A Boston and southern Massachusetts slang term for a guy that hangs around a morbidly obese shiester. And how he likes her odiferous ementations coming from her genital region. .
George is in complete denial about fat Wendy's scamming the system. And selling food stamps on the back page.

George is just a Queef Weevil attracted to her cunt stench. He will follow he anywhere.
by The Prospect June 02, 2017
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boll weevil

A certain weevil of the boll persuasion which, if it were to spaff a city, would demolish said city.
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by My name is Nate Thin. March 11, 2005
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Carbon weevil

1.excavator of carbon
2.human being that are a threat to the environment
Carbon weevils are happiest together when in long-bottom sniffing chains often moving an inch in an entire hour.
by mina_21 May 21, 2008
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Bo weevil

a bo weevil is the king of cool in the cabbage patch
bo! im the weevil don these parts!
by adams mama February 27, 2004
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facebook weevil

A person who spends a great deal of time on facebook and basically trolls the entire site looking for anything interesting to do there, because they've completely lost their mind.
Man.. I don't even know that guy, and he's commenting on my note. What a facebook weevil...
by ziggle January 31, 2009
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