weesner

Verb: The act of surreptitiously escaping from some mind-numbing condition, like work, drinks with your girlfriend's friends, or a boring lecture.

Adjective: The time between escaping from and returning to said mind-numbing condition.

Noun: the state or quality of weesner

v. "I need to figure out how to weesner my way out of this staff meeting!"
adj. "I took a weesner-afternoon. I'll see you tomorrow."
n. "My go-to weesner-afternoon is to walk to the bathroom, but turn right and go down the stairs, walk to my car, drive home, and take a nap."

by jp444 November 5, 2018

wackin weener

when he whips it around in the air before sex. he slaps your face with that shit & slaps your ass. it stings against your skin & he groans when they collide. after being whipped around for so long his cum gets all creamed up in his nuts like every little sperm cell was just vibin' in a blender gettin' all creamy. he shoves that shit into your drippin' grandma cooch & it burns. no lube, just straight & dry. you share stds for hours & hours. at the end of this kind of sex you'll insides will be so stirred up & creamified, you will never be the same. & that bitch will have a road rash on his dick for years.

zoro: man i just want chad to put his wackin weener into my dry ass virgin cooch & open me up like never before
theodore: or i could do that
zoro: shut the fuck up you dumb fat fuckin' ugly ass lump tard go shove a dead bird up your ass

by flappy_cooch_69 April 25, 2020

Weene

Someone who often has orgasms while reading poetry.

There was a weene having an orgasm.

by AppleKermit January 14, 2019

little weener

in the process of not getting any action from girls, its also too small to get any from ur hand

Chris is a scavenger and he has a little weener.

by Nick fa sho April 17, 2005

the good ole Weenernator

When you repeatedly and aggressively smack your weener on a females forehead until her eyes are sticky shut.

"Dude, last was crazy! I was hammered, was making out with my girlfriend, and gave her the good ole weenernator."

" Sweet dude, give me some knucks."

by DeeezNutzzzzah January 10, 2010

little weener

A weener that is considered small when compared to other weeners.

Did you see the little weeners? I think I'll have a brat instead.

by Anonymus Bosch July 14, 2006

little weener

You have an extremely small penis. So small that you would actually want to donate some of your penis to theirs.

Chris the Scavenger has a little-weener.

by KMAC April 16, 2005