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Weekly Jump

Weekly Japanese magazine containing lots of manga each week. Famous for being the magazine in which manga like Naruto, One Piece, Dragon Ball, or Bleach serialize.
I just got Weekly Jump - I can't wait to get my D.Gray-man fix.
by SuperShooter! January 23, 2005
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weeble

A wobbly (but unfallydowny) toy from back in the day. (Actually, it originated in the 70's, which is well before MY 'back in the day,' but I can pretend to be cool and know what I'm talking about.) (And anyway, Playskool still makes incarnarnations of the darn things.)

While I never had Hasbro's brand name Weebles, I did play with a DIY version my uncle made for me. It involved a purple plastic easter egg (you know, the kind you get three jelly beans in) with a penny taped inside the bottom half and a rather frightening face drawn on in Sharpie. Basically, like the actual Weeble, you could bat it around and it would always right itself. It wasn't that far off from the real thing, either.

Being a somewhat belligerent child, I took the slogan as a personal affront, and spent many hours (well, at least twenty minutes trying to devise ways to MAKE THE DARN THING STAY TIPPED OVER. Gluing it to the table might have worked, but I was caught before the elmer's had set. Would that I were still so carefree!

Admittedly not a hugely challenging idea for a toy, but hey.
Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down!

Distracted Father: *calling from the next room* Janie? Janie, did you take my superglue?
Slightly Creepy Child: *loudly and sweetly* No, Daddy!
Distracted Father: Huh. *goes to the basement to check his toolbox for the fourth time*
Slightly Creepy Child: *stashes tube of epoxy, glaring at newly-inverted Weeble the entire time* Take that, you demonic ovoid spawn of hell.
by Lady Chevalier June 24, 2005
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weeklyChris

A really hot guy that makes vines and YouTube videos. He's extremely sweet and has the most amazing eyes.
WeeklyChris makes YouTube videos
by weekly Chris lover October 17, 2015
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weekly world news

A newspaper that, while intensely hilarious, will probably lower your IQ 2 points per page.
Me love read Weekly World News.
by ClockworkRose December 20, 2004
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Weeble Wobble

Derogatory slang for a fat or bottom heavy person, based on the toys of the same name from the 70's.
"Weebles wobble but they don't fall down"
Check out that weeble wobble
by alphachimp October 16, 2003
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Fo' Shiggidy Mah Weeble

For sure my friend. Used to say that they are with it, or agree.
Gangsta 1: So we hittin' da club tonight?
Gangsta 2: Fo' Shiggidy Mah Weeble!
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Weebles

Close friends. People you frequantly hang out with or see
Im heading out to hang with my weebles tonight at the club
by BIGGDAD September 5, 2009
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