wayned

Getting scuttled on copious amounts of alcohol.

"Oh god, my head is killing me."
"Why?"
"Me and the girls got Wayned last night on some Woodstock."
"Did you get a root?"
"Obviously!"

by Rollergirl December 19, 2005

wayne

A Mum Beater

Child: What happened to you mum?

Mum: Wayne happened

by MumbeaterWayne2010 November 28, 2010

the wayne

When a man sits on a rotating table, or lazy Susan and proceeds to get rammed in the anus by a helmet mounted dildo worn by 13 of his closest friends

I head that guy had his mates round for the Wayne session

by Notamoose68 November 23, 2017

wayne

a name that can be inserted into any song, film title or television programme. in fact anything and it makes it funny

waynedrops keep falling on my head. live and let wayne,
wayne, wayne, wayne
wayne, wayne. wayne
wayne, wayne

by Beefy July 18, 2006

wayne

a penis

woah! look at his wayne!

by Nicholas drew robertson February 15, 2009

wayned

To be under the influence of alchohol.

"Let's go get wayned."
"I'm soo wayned!"

by God March 28, 2005

Waynes

Term used throughout Ireland meaning children.

I believe it comes from the combination of 'wee' and 'un'.

Wee meaning small and un being a lazy way to say one.

So that wee un evolved into wayne. Just one syllable now.

What are dem dere waynes at?

What are those children doing?

by LexSteel85 September 22, 2009