Waterbird

Someone who spends a lot of time at the lake or on the river. This person enjoys water sports and activities that surround water.

Girl: "I went to the lake last weekend and I am headed on a float trip this weekend."

Boy: "Enjoy your trip, waterbird!"

by Blondie5000 August 3, 2012

Wateraid Guy (Legend)

More like Stick Man in Poverty. Fattest Puss.io. Lifelong malnourishment. Edits bunda for a living. 1 like = 1 drop of water for Legend.

Wateraid: Just £2 a month for Man Like Wateraid Guy (Legend).

by ripUrbanDictionary October 14, 2021

Homeless Waterpark

When it Rains so hard water gushes down the street.

Ethel it’s a Homeless Waterpark out side today!

by Umjake February 1, 2023

waterboarding

One of the many forms of terrorism (in the form of torture) used by the US military in the "service" of putting an end to terrorism. Waterboarding (called "water torture" in the 16th century and used to test the witchiness of witches) involves holding a person down, covering their face with fabric, then pouring water on the fabric. The wet fabric makes it impossible to breath and the person feel as if they are about to drown, thus freaking them out to the extent that they will do just about anything to avoid more torture.

The CIA and US military use waterboarding to promote democracy worldwide.

by spenceronehalf December 28, 2005

Waterford

A medium sized middle class town in Michigan that probably has never been mentioned in the news, ever. A slightly less sad version of Pontiac in a way, which is a slightly less sad version of Detroit. Home to probably half the fake baked barbies in the state because the city only has a month of sun per year. Most of the people are one of four things. Anorexic byotch's who think they are soooo much better than these 'waterfordians' (but will probably get byotch-slapped the minute they set foot anywhere else), 'people of the ghetto', people who act like they are from the ghetto, hillbillies, and people left over who actually might survive in the real world. Has two 'rival' schools. Kettering and Mott. Kettering has the better rep but Mott is a lot funner considering the frequent police visits. The school board never calls a snow day here unless they are actually frozen solid in which case they still won't because they...are frozen. The only thing that might encourage you to live here is...well acually it seems i cannot get an opinion because no one who lives here has ever left.

friend 1- Why is she so orange? And why is everyone here so po-dunk...and we're in Michigan?
friend 2- Cuz we're in Waterford of course.

by Ms. Quixotic January 25, 2011

waterdaddy

An expert that takes care of water analysis

Let MotherEarth take care of the earth, let WaterDaddy take care of water.

I had a WaterDaddy come over and test my water. He hooked me up with a great resolution to my water problem.

by QuePasa847 December 3, 2018

self-waterboard

Occurs at the end of a night of heavy drinking after you've emptied your stomach in the toilet and rested your head on the toilet seat. It happens as you doze off and accidentally fall forward, touching your head to the toilet water and startling yourself awake. Often combined with confessions of drinking too much and outrageous promises of never drinking again.

Man, I fell asleep on the toilet and self-waterboarded sometime in the middle of the night. My nose was blue from the toilet cleaner when I got up.

by Andrew5544 March 31, 2008