wastoid

An eighties term for a drug user that is now only used by guys with mullets.

by kreecher August 16, 2003

asteroids

an itching or painful mass of dilated veins in swollen anal tissue

"do you have asteroids"
"no but my dad does, they're so bad he cant sitdown somedays"

by mista ska March 25, 2003

asteroid

Any rock floating about in outer space. There is a whole bunch of suck rocks floating about in outer space between the earth and mars, and this is known as the asteroid belt. When a stray asteroid gets heavily influenced by a planet's gravitation field, when it strays to close to the said planet, and eventually ends up crashing into that planet, the asteroid becomes a meteorite. If it does not end up crashing in, but grazes the atmosphere, or burns up in the aire itself, it is known as a meteor.

One of the largest asteroids is named after the gaulish God of the sky, Tautatis.

by Gunkglumb May 25, 2005

Vocal Cord Asteroid

a rare and super deadly asteroid that screams at the top of its lungs in order to kill millions

OMG LOOK OUT ITS A VOCAL CORD ASTEROID

by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

asteroidnomical

when something is so astronomically unlikely you're more likely to be hit by an asteroid than have it happen

Me scoring with Brooklyn Decker? Asteroidnomical

by havocker May 4, 2010

watercide

Killing you self with water

Tom: Dude!! Jenny commited watercide!
Dude: No way!

by DoubleDeckerm8 April 13, 2016

Asteroid field

A group of slow-driving cars in a steady pattern, especially on the Interstate. Also see asteroid.

I had to pull over three lanes to get around that asteroid field!

by Whitebred April 3, 2004