Void the warranty 

when your drinking and you have to go to the bathroom, you do not want to "break the seal"
but you have to.

Jim: Hey did you see the game last night?

Steve: Hold that thought i have to go void the warranty. (puts down his beer)

Void the warranty by Stevie B's Warehouse June 20, 2008

Mag Moss Warranty Act 

A congressional decision that requires manufacturers to clearly/cleanly display in writing what their warranty covers, not obscure such text by allowing moss to grow over it.

Legal-eagle Steve Lehto mentions the Mag Moss Warranty Act on his YouTube channel, but he neglected to describe how the manufacturers actually prevent said green sphagnum from forming on said warranties.

Mag Moss Warranty Act by QuacksO December 29, 2019

Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act 

A legislation dat prevents seed or live-plant vendors from denying your customer-dissatisfaction claim merely because you used your own mulch instead of theirs.

Before da Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act has been passed, it was prohibitively expensive for many folks to do small-scale gardening, since they'd been obliged to purchase both their seedlings and mulch from da same vendor.

Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act by QuacksO November 16, 2020

Under the bumper warranty 

When a woman gets that extra stitch in her hoo-ha after having a baby so that her mans slim jim will feel huge

Me: I bet that it’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Shane: No sir! She’s got that Under the bumper warranty. It’s tight.

Under the bumper warranty by Red Juan Elgordo February 17, 2024

HVAC Extended Warranty 

Dustin Lawrence is the king

The king of offering HVAC Extended Warranty is Dustin Lawrence

HVAC Extended Warranty by HVACXpert February 17, 2025

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? 

Sir, I said it, sir!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? by JSSRocket July 26, 2020

Warrant Officer 

So damn good that you can put more faith in their guesses than in most other peoples facts.

Do you know what the Theory of Rotary Wing flight is?

I don't know, go ask a Warrant Officer, they know everything.

Warrant Officer by Tryan31 December 28, 2011