Me: Dude, Faerlie Inboxed me last night while i was in the middle of a wank
Friend: Oh man she totally Wankrupted you bro.
Me: Fucking Hell!
Friend: Oh man she totally Wankrupted you bro.
Me: Fucking Hell!
by Palindronium August 19, 2014
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by ALEXOUS1 June 10, 2018
Get the chokey wanky mug.Often used to describe the actions of some one playing a guitar, and to a lesser extent an electric bass.
Most times, Guitar/bass wankery is when a guitarist/bassist makes excessive use of soloing and techniques such as shrills, taps, slaps & pops, slides, bends, sweeps and the like to the point where its nothing but self satisfaction.
Since such self satisfaction is often said to come from showing off to people with the talents listed above, it has become widely known amongst guitarist/bassist as Wankery.
Most times, Guitar/bass wankery is when a guitarist/bassist makes excessive use of soloing and techniques such as shrills, taps, slaps & pops, slides, bends, sweeps and the like to the point where its nothing but self satisfaction.
Since such self satisfaction is often said to come from showing off to people with the talents listed above, it has become widely known amongst guitarist/bassist as Wankery.
by TvsPatrickDuffy September 19, 2005
Get the wankery mug.1) A masterbation which is performed under circumstances of extreme sadness, to such an extent that the masterbater cries.
2) A masterbation which is had because the masterbater is so sad that a wank is the only way to cheer him up.
2) A masterbation which is had because the masterbater is so sad that a wank is the only way to cheer him up.
1) Chaz's wank was so upsetting that it became a wanky cry, and brought tears to all three eyes.
2) So upset at having just been bummed by Cuddles, Dave Walker had a wanky cry to ease the pain.
2) So upset at having just been bummed by Cuddles, Dave Walker had a wanky cry to ease the pain.
by Tino January 29, 2006
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by R.B. September 7, 2004
Get the wanky mug.Affectionate nick name for webchat site Chatroulette.com, comes from the inordinate amount of men masturbating on camera.
Guy A: Dude, I just saw a guy masturbating on chatroulette.
Guy B: That's why they call it wankroulette.
Guy B: That's why they call it wankroulette.
by SoundsLikeAbel January 19, 2010
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His work is predominantly on the paper medium and focuses on drawing cocks on existing media.
His work is predominantly on the paper medium and focuses on drawing cocks on existing media.
by Captain wanksy June 8, 2011
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