willy wanka 

A person who loves chocolate but is a complete wanker.
Derived from a combination of the fictional chocolate maker, willy wonka, and the word wanker.

Pete: Dude, got any more cadbury dairy milk? Then I'll head home to give percy a whack.
Allan: Goddamnit Pete you are such a willy wanka ...

willy wanka by eggpoop October 23, 2013

spanky wanka 

A spanky wanka is a British person whom always spanks his wanker. (Jerks off constantly)

Jon: hey you wanna go hang out with Pedro?
Mike: Not that Spanky Wanka

spanky wanka by bigmike510 December 20, 2014

NICE WANKA 

A nice wanka is a nice sized penis. When saying nice wanka, it is often said by an austrailian girl or a british girl with a strong accent.

Hey Zach! You have a NICE WANKA.

NICE WANKA by ZFH July 27, 2010

Willie Wanka 

A reference to a male that is known to be a chronic masturbator or wanker.

Watch out for Carl. He's a real Willie Wanka.

Willie Wanka by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2016

Briefcase wanka 

Briefcase wanka. Where do I start this person is your best friend! The funniest fucker out. Can brighten up the room with there bangin humour. You will deffo miss them if you don’t have them around. Can entertain anyone and anything. a major hot bitch and does not have a dangler!!!

“briefcase wanka is a right laugh ”

Briefcase wanka by Briefcase wanka April 30, 2019

Blody wanka 

A more bri’ish was of saying “bloody wanker”

Oy m8 come teh London yeah, I’ll rip ya bones out ya blody wanka

Blody wanka by cryo-kun May 4, 2021

fockin wanka

A very British way of saying ‘what a bitch’ or ‘what an asshole

Look at that fockin wanka, he’s such a loser

fockin wanka by chasersl July 1, 2021