Blakey wakey

What I say to my boyfriend early in the morning when I want to fuck.
Me: “Blakey wakey”
Blake: *wakes up*
Me: “now that you’re up you can see some cakey
by Mollypercloveslilbird December 13, 2020
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Wakey Wakey Hands off Snakey

My brother busted into my room yelling "Wakey Wakey hands off Snakey" to awaken me while I tried spanking the monkey a little before work.
by Kooh July 06, 2011
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Wakey Partakey

Much like Wakey Bakey, WAKEY PARTAKEY is when a person wakes up and eats a weed edible.
by RoastnToast April 27, 2021
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jakey wakey

Oh my! It's Jakey Wakey in his mother's bedroom!!
by aunt jemama December 08, 2010
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Donny Wakey Eyes

when a persons eyes are not following each other but in fact facing in different directions as pointed to the town of Wakefield and Doncaster
you seen that guy?
yeah, propper Donny Wakey Eyes
by Pheonixnight January 14, 2018
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wakey ho hos

you wake up early in the morning and for some uncontrollable reason you immediately break out in delirious laughter. similar to the sleepy ha has.
(upon awaking...) hahahhahahahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You have the wakey ho hos!
by gramu March 31, 2009
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