Inept Waitress 

A term to describe any girl (or guy, for that matter) who brings drama to the table, when CLEARLY you didn't order it.

One of my booty-calls is being such an inept waitress right now. I told that bitch to get it straight... I didn't order any side of drama with my happy meal. Must be that time of the month.

Inept Waitress by Bash Masterson June 5, 2009

sky waitress 

n: A female flight attendant.

John: "I was on a British Airways flight and the Sky Waitress brought me extra cookies!"

Britney: "Wow! That was really thoughtful!"

John: "Well, ya, considering that we were in a free fall from 30,000 feet."

sky waitress by warmbrother October 10, 2014

charlie's waitress syndrome 

Falling in love with someone who does not love you back for extremely long periods of time. It is a pop culture reference from Its always Sunny in Philadelphia(2005).

Dude, she doesnt like you back, its been four years, I think you have charlie's waitress syndrome.

charlie's waitress syndrome by MZ123 June 18, 2016

Sex with the black haired waitress 

A drink made with jaeger, sprite and coke combined. Sometimes whiskey is substituted for jaeger but there is more coke in that version.

Look at Denny! That sex with the black haired waitress made him pass out!!

Sex with the black haired waitress by Amo 83 November 11, 2021

pocket waitress 

An attractive and promiscuous girl, small enough to fit in one's pocket. In times of need, she can be removed from the pocket, when she becomes a waitress, by adding a tray, an apron, a socially unacceptable temper, and, potentially, a drug habit.

"The bar was so busy that I had to borrow my friend's pocket waitress!"

pocket waitress by Guillaume Levert March 2, 2008

Hot Dog Waitress

She is a waitress who is not only good at her job as a waitress, but is also extremely attractive!

I sat down at the local diner for a quick bite and when I saw the server come over to my booth I could see that she was a hot dog waitress!

Hot Dog Waitress by Mr. Zipperworm May 2, 2009

I was a waitress for 15 years 

Something a crazy redhead bitch says at Panda Express

"I was a waitress for 15 YEARS Carl. "

I was a waitress for 15 years by ArchNeedsAd December 8, 2018