Mr Wazowski

The worst polish teaching assistant who is shorter than a Dwarf or Halfling and is always wearing a Scarf and Bolo Tie

Mr Wazowski has entered the room, hide your Penis'

by Not Alfie March 9, 2019

Mike Wazowski Special

when you have sex with a bitch who has one eye, is shaped like a circle, and has green hair.

Person 1: Damn he just did a Mike Wazowski Special on Olivia.
Person 2: what a fucking loser she is so ugly.

by swagboyp October 20, 2021

Mike Wazowski

A Depressed Caat from Monster's Inc.

Mike Wazowski only has one eye.

by urmominvietnam November 18, 2021

MIKE Wazowski

Everyone loves mike Wazowski, he's a big green ball that everyone loves, WHO DOESNT LOVE BIG GREEN BALLS?!?

He is a very smexy creature.

I will forever love you mike wazowski

Omg mike Wazowski the big green ball

I wonder if he has green balls

Mike Wazowski: shows balls

by M!keW@zowskilover December 1, 2022

Big Shraq Wazowski

When you combine Shrek, Big Shaq, and Mike Wazowski.

"Hey dude, did you see that meme? Y'know, Big Shraq Wazowski?"

by это среда, мои парни May 18, 2018

high mike wazowski

when your buddy hits a dukie blunt and gets high as a kite

bro tom was high mike wazowski last night.

by poosock September 10, 2019

wachowski

The act of churning out crap because you once made or did something so cool that you know you don't even have to try anymore. Usually to the detriment of the original work or deed.

verb: Star Wars was awesome, but George Lucas totally Wachowski'd the prequels.

by Enphyniti August 1, 2011