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Wusking by Bandit Patrol January 7, 2009
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Pussy before Wussy
The equally pivotal yet rarely invoked supplement to the Bros before Hoes rule.
As Bros before Hoes states; "your bros (male friends) should always become before hoes (female with whom you are/hoping to have a relationship with)." While Bros before Hoes is indeed the most hallowed of traits amongst Bros, what must also be taken into consideration is the bro-ness level of the invoker of Bros before Hoes. That is, if a male cohort of yours wishes you to disengage from a female you are courting by claiming "Bros before Hoes," yet cannot be considered a "Bro" himself (e.g. He wouldn't do the same for you, you don't know the guy too well, he's cockblocked you on more than one occasion, etc), then you have the right to proclaim "Pussy before Wussy" and continue your pursuits.
As Bros before Hoes states; "your bros (male friends) should always become before hoes (female with whom you are/hoping to have a relationship with)." While Bros before Hoes is indeed the most hallowed of traits amongst Bros, what must also be taken into consideration is the bro-ness level of the invoker of Bros before Hoes. That is, if a male cohort of yours wishes you to disengage from a female you are courting by claiming "Bros before Hoes," yet cannot be considered a "Bro" himself (e.g. He wouldn't do the same for you, you don't know the guy too well, he's cockblocked you on more than one occasion, etc), then you have the right to proclaim "Pussy before Wussy" and continue your pursuits.
Douche: "Wanna hit a strip joint?"
Man: "Nah, I'm goin' out with Jen tonight. Gonna finally pop the question."
Douche: "That skank?" Come on, man, Bros before Hoes."
Man: "You smoked all my weed yesterday, hit on my sister last week, and I've only known you for a month. Pussy before Wussy, bitch."
Man: "Nah, I'm goin' out with Jen tonight. Gonna finally pop the question."
Douche: "That skank?" Come on, man, Bros before Hoes."
Man: "You smoked all my weed yesterday, hit on my sister last week, and I've only known you for a month. Pussy before Wussy, bitch."
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Wussbag
Someone who is very afraid to do something. More than just a plain old "wuss" or "wussy". There is so much wuss to go around, that you need a bag to fill it up with. This person is a bag worth of wuss, hence the term wussbag.
Guy #1: Hey, are you gonna come egg that guys house tonight?
Guy #2: No, I don't really feel like it, what if we get in trouble?
Guy #1: Come on man, don't be a wussbag.
Guy #2: No, I don't really feel like it, what if we get in trouble?
Guy #1: Come on man, don't be a wussbag.
Wuss
Invented in the summer of 1964 by an eight year old San Diego elementary school Boy named Don who needed to find a new name that none of the bullies would recognize. The popular insult names at that time were Wimpy, from the "Popeye The Sailer" cartoon and Pussy from the obvious. Wussy and Wuss kept them confused for a short time and gave the abused a short victory over the bullies. In the beginning Don actually had them conviced it was a compliment. By 1972 it had become a real comon word at Clairemont High School and was later momorialized in the 1982 movie "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" that characterized those people at Clairemont High.
You're a Wuss.