Voyager

Best phone available from Verizon Wireless. Nice screen on the inside touchscreen on the outside. Has lots of services that can be bought but are expensive and arent user friendly. Bad news is OCD people will go crazy from smudges and finger prints on the outside.

Hey is that the voyager?
No its an Env.
Ah you suck

by BCLAY February 22, 2008

Vonage-a-trois

A 3-way telephone call where all 3 people in the conversation are using the Vonage VOIP telephone service ( www.vonage.com ).

Last night, I was part of a fun Vonage-a-trois with Chris and Sarah.

by Justin February 15, 2005

Bomb Voyage

When your in an elevator and you have to fart really bad, so you wait untill everyone is out of the elevator then rip the nice bodily gass. Then you step out and hit any floor number, (the main floor is prefered). Then the next person to get in has to smell that nicce fart

OMG did i just get bomb voyaged?

What sick person would Bomb Voyage me?

Did i just walk into a Bomb Voyage?

Dude, i just Bomb Voyaged that elevator over there!

by theend240 September 14, 2011

Voyager Golden Record

Literally 2 golden records that were sent into outer space by NASA in 1977. They were sent incase some sort of extra terrestial life is out there. One containing audio such as greetings and music and the other containing 116 images of what earth and humans are like. The Golden Record Committee did however choose not to include images of war, poverty, disease, crime, ideology, or religion.

Berry Cumbernickle: Dude, how do you think aliens would react if they came across earth and see how we catfished them by not including all the shit we've done on earth in the Voyager Golden Record???

Bob Fisher: Dude we're fucked.

by Berry Cumbernickle December 28, 2018

Bon voyage, me old cream cracker

A reference used when saying goodbye to your 'old cream cracker'.

"Ah, bon voyage, me old cream cracker!" Said Sid to Roddy.

"My old cream cracker! He is a spiffing chum!" Samuel said, patting Jonathan on the back.

by evillweevil December 16, 2017

Voyage

(Adj.)Pronounced with a French accent;
a) A force, long-distance, anything that is too much.
b) Sometimes used as a synonym for "force"

a) "Can you get me that paper-clip from the other room?"
"Hell no, thats a God-damn voyage!"
b) Teacher: "Do problems 1-10"
Student "No, thats a voyage!"

by Huck Black November 11, 2010

anal voyager

n. one who scavenges the dark, eery abyss that is the anus only to find the hideout of the biggest douche in the universe....JOHN EDWARDS!

Hey Mr. President, I heard you wife said you were an anal voyager!

by Fred Flinstein February 4, 2004