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The catastrophic damage caused to a female's special place by the violent and destructive act of delivering a baby vaginally.
I used to love to nail my girlfriend, but then she got knocked up and had a baby and now the vamage is so bad, we've had to switch to anal.
by nomogates February 16, 2014
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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