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The catastrophic damage caused to a female's special place by the violent and destructive act of delivering a baby vaginally.
I used to love to nail my girlfriend, but then she got knocked up and had a baby and now the vamage is so bad, we've had to switch to anal.
vamage by nomogates February 17, 2014
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The cleavage of one's vagina. Usually shown when wearing skirts with revealing slits up the middle.
The vagage on her costume is is way too revealing.
vagage by Awesome Word Generator September 22, 2010
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Vaage (noun)
1. Dutch slang with similar meaning to the English word, cunt
2. Also often substituted for the English word, mangina
"Man, that lawyer that sued us was a huge vaage."
Vaage by CheetahMan February 12, 2013

VaMadeRich 

VaMadeRich is an upcoming Northern Virginia rapper, His style can be compared to rappers like Glockboykari, Shabazz, and others.
Aye moe, did you hear VaMadeRich new tape?
VaMadeRich by DMV ON THE RISE October 5, 2020
a vampage is a vampire rampage. something y'all don't want to see. a vampire in a vampage is a lot stronger and faster than usual and in rare cases a lot hornier
Ruben - "tried to kill a vampire yesterday , spaz went into a vampage"

Sam - "shit , motherfuckers be vampaging"
vampage by sensual lover March 17, 2013
Masaging a girls Vagina before you stimulate her from the inside.
Brad gave Taylor a vasage before fucking her out of her mind.
vasage by Will... August 31, 2007
female part of the anatomy, more widely known as the vagina
you are you being such a vaage, stop acting like a vaage.
vaage by bradders9 February 29, 2008
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