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VanderZand

Sub-Urban Slang for a fat and pathetic loser. Additional uses for VanderZand refer to those who frequently wear tacky silk shirts or those who constantly whine and complain.
Look at that VanderZand in the corner! What a fat ugly bastard! Did he dress in the dark? Look at that purple silk shirt!
by I am Arby April 7, 2009
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vanderflught

A crusty anus that causes strep-throat and or mono when licked
Guy 1: "Dude I got strep-throat"
Guy 2: "You totally licked a vanderflught!"
Guy 1: "Yea.."
by Zoidburg November 5, 2012
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Vander-Ghinst

Noun - To be an overall boring, yet somehow manipulative, person who is content living in the background until they decide to do someone or something dirty. Usually applied to a person who has been convincing someone else to cheat on their partner with them.

Verb - to do something that others would consider wrong, usually used in a sexual or intimate context. Is often used to describe a person with low morals and a lack of respect for boundaries.
Noun - "Do you see that girl over there? No, not the pretty one. The bookish, plain one in the corner who isn't very friendly. Yeah, I heard she hooked up with Sarah's bf while Sarah was at work. What a Vander-Ghinsty thing to do to someone.

Verb -" That chick Brandi decided to get drunk and Vander-Ghinsted all over town last night. And now she has the audacity to complain that all men are cheating, unloving bastards. What a piece of work."
by Imstillhere11 May 3, 2017
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Vanderhelm

A soft and pudgy walrus-like man. (pejorative)
No Vanderhelm, you cannot have a cookie.

You can't go in the pool, all the cool kids will laugh at you. Don't be such a Vanderhelm.
by anonymous March 12, 2005
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vanderbilt

1. The only college in U.S. News’s top 20 to get either an A+, A, or A- in College Prowler’s girls rankings

2. One of the only universities to get an A+ for girls from College Prowler
Person 1: Dude, I'm going to Vanderbilt!
Person 2: Yeah, that's like a top 20 school, right?
Person 1: Yep - and unlike the other schools in the top 20, the girls actually look like girls!
Person 2: No way!
by Anonymous1027 May 9, 2008
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Vander

Vander, the sweetest, kindest, charming, caring person you will ever meet. The best man and friend you will ever meet.
by Barryduds July 28, 2019
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Vanderwouding

Avoiding the topic a person keep trying to bring up.
#1 person: Had a crazy night Sunday night! #2 person (Vanderwouding): Cool #1 person: I mean things got RIDIC! #2 person (Vanderwouding): Nice #1 person: WHEW! MAN OH MAN!!! #2 person (Vanderwouding): <silence> #1 person: I mean this goes down in the books!! #2 person (Vanderwouding): So did you hear about what happened to Britney Spears??)
by BenF. March 25, 2008
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