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VLS

Acronym: Vagina Life Support. Very simply a woman who is good for nothing more than keeping her vagina alive. Usually refered to bitchy, all-together useless women as a derogatory term.
1) Paris Hilton
2) That bitchy slut that's in your English class

Guy 1: Dude that bitch you're dating is nothing more than a damn VLS.
Guy 2: No shit, why do you think I'm even with her? I'm in for the 'V' you idiot. (Looks down to his VLS who he is using as a footstool) Hey bitch, make me a sandwich!
by DatelessWonder February 4, 2009
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VL Commodore

A highly overrated vehicle idolised by P Platers, Wogs and Bogans.

The VL is possibly the most affordable Commodore you can source, hence it being purchased by the groups mentioned above.

The price tag however is somewhat deceiving, as the vehicle is prone to incessant failure.

The vehicle however received some functional parts such as a Ford 9inch Diff and a Nissan engine.
(Which you could sell for almost the price of the vehicle)

Recommended modifications include: Metal sports steering wheels, VY commodore body kits, chopped springs, neon's, turbo badges, personalised plates such as SIK-VLT, 18inch front and 14inch rear wheels, muffler removal, low range sound system consisting of 7inch subs and $50 amps.
"I think I hear Dolphins screaming? That acne covered burger peddler didn't put acid in my Big Mac did he?

"Nah mate that's just the VL Commodore dosing in the car park"
by ILLaViTaR October 18, 2008
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VL for the TL

Virgin Lips for the True Love: When one saves his or her kisses for their true love, usually resulting in frustration on the true love's part because the VL is not yet sure if his or her significant other is really the ONE.
Danielle: Has Ben kissed Amber yet?
Marsha: Nah, he's still VL for the TL.
Danielle: Amber told me she's getting tired of waiting for Ben to make a move.
by lovejenn March 14, 2011
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Visible Landing Strip (VLS)

Noun. American. 2005.

The condition of being able to see a female's trimmed or cultivated pubic hair through a sheer undergarment. Also known as a "VLS".

First known usage was by editors at Fleshbot.com on 3/21/05. The term is a derived combination from the more common "visible panty line" or VPL and landing strip a term used to describe an aggressively groomed female pubis.
"I'm going to wear this new bra and panty set for you tonight... The fabric is so see through, you'll get a little VLS action for free, just like you like..."
by Marty May 13, 2005
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Vagina Leg Syndrome (VLS)

Can only be seen when wearing shorts; When someone (commonly found on females) has a large ammount of fat sagging off of the backs of their legs. When the legs are closed together, the fat resembles a vagina.
While running in gym one day, Kim and Tiffany were jogging outside. A girl with Vagina Leg Syndrome (VLS) stops to rest.

Kim: Ew, look at the backs of her legs.

Tiffany: It looks like she has a pussy there or something!

Kim: She definately has Vagina Leg Syndrome.
by theKimbernet August 26, 2008
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VL

The littest, best, finest, human beings in the world. But frl though VL means Vice Lord and it’s a gang.
Aye you need to get you a VL we the best.
by theeunknownVL5 June 6, 2021
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RL>VL

Real Life before Virtual Life. Used mainly in games with immerse roleplay as a reminder that anyone can need some space when feeling too much pressure.
Paul: man, I felt like shit after that. I think I won't play tonight with the guild
Andrew: np man, RL>VL
by Klavino January 13, 2021
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