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monkey vining

v. - monkey vining is the act of transitioning from one relationship to another by retaining some form of connection to both people simultaneously. Only when the new relationship is reasonably solidified is the former one wholly released.

To grasp the metaphor of the monkey vine in its entirety, one may simply visualize the mode of transport utilized by Tarzan and his jungle primate colleagues in old movies. The vine that is being swung on is firmly held until another vine is being grasped, or at least is easily reachable.
person one:

Hey man, do you think Brad Pitt was monkey vining from Jennifer Aniston to Angelina Jolie?

person two:

Actually dude, I don't give a shit about what's happening in the love lives of these celebrities. 9/11 was an inside job, and fluoride is making Americans stupid. Maybe you should monkey vine your ass from US Weekly to some web sites that will enlighten your ass on things that are truly relevant to our lives!
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. June 11, 2008
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Lonely Space Vixens

An adult video that Grandpa Lou Pickles once rented, along with two Reptar movies he rented for Tommy and Chuckie.

Nothing is known of its plot (or lack thereof, it being porn), but its premise can be inferred from its title and cover illustration: multiple nubile, green-skinned, purple-haired, humanoid alien women are lacking studly males of their own race, and need studly male humans to keep them company and satiate their carnal urges.

One of the finer examples of humor meant for the adults watching their kids' cartoons, in a time when parents were not nearly as anal and intrusive into their kids' interests as they are today. *cough* Parents Television Council *cough*
Grandpa Lou Pickles: "And my personal favorite, 'Lonely Space Vixens'! Heh-heh-heh! Now, that's for after you go to bed."

(Tommy and Chuckie stare blankly, the innuendo lost on them.)
by Trey4Life November 19, 2011
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Vibin

Vibin is the act of not stressing at all just embracing the relaxation of the air and chill surroundings. This word is usually used by stoner teens who doing nothing but sit awkwardly while looking into the sky.
Some dude: Hey Josh, how come you didn’t come to Jessica’s Party last week?

Josh: Sorry bro I was too busy Vibin.

Some dude: My bad, didn’t know you were vibin. I’m going to do a Vibe Check when I get home
by LiterallyJustVibin November 7, 2019
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Vibing

When one is lit af, but instead of choosing to be super hype they just relax and vibe off the energy.
Kobe was going crazy at that party, but Eric was just vibing.
by Eric anonymous November 4, 2016
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viginalocity

travel website for whores, prostitutes and hookers. lowest prices on air fare , hotels and rental cars only for skank hoes, prostitutes and nasty ass hookers.
Trixie told me that the viginalocity website has 20.00 hotel rooms in Atlanta, Ga this weekend.
by fuckthathotass69 February 9, 2017
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Stag and Vixen

A couple in which the man shares his woman with other men for erotic NSA encounters, yet the husband is straight hetero alpha and not seeking bi play nor humiliation and the woman does not demean or sissify her man. As contrasted to cuckold/cuckoldress. Stag vixen is the other variant of the hotwifing lifestyle.
We're stag and vixen so I'll watch you two guys spitroast my wife but I'm not going to fluff or clean you.
by SecretPlayWife August 9, 2023
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Techno Viking

Techno Viking. A god among men.
"Techno Viking doesn't dance to the music. The music dances to Techno Viking."
by Techno Viking October 31, 2007
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