in vino veritas

Literally "truth from wine", getting someone drunk enough to tell the truth

It's a dead language, no one speaks it

by Matt February 12, 2004

in vino fuckitas

In vino veritas = in wine, there is truth
in vino fuckitas = in wine, there is sex

Classy way to say "drunken sex."

Usually occurs at dinner parties, in hall closets.

Girl: After polishing off two bottles of red wine, the in vino fuckitas was inevitable.

by ProjectNine September 21, 2011

scrot vino

After exercise, clubbing or just walking around, the testicles accumulate a certain amount of sweat, or 'wine'. Said fluid is known as 'scrot vino', as in the wine from a scrotum. Vino tasting occurs when a particularly sweaty man cups his testicles, catches a layer of vino and cups someone's nose.

'Ooh, that's some particularly vintage scrot vino'

'Smell my hand'
'Oh, what's that?'
'Scrot vino'

'My underwear smells of vino'

by Wizzleteats August 29, 2008

in vino fertilisation

Pregnancy as the result of large quantities of alcohol.

Our son was the result of in vino fertilisation; we were incredibly drunk and forgot to use a condom.

After Callum rejected the idea of having any more children, Molly got him shit-faced and performed an in vino fertilisation.

by aligateronline August 9, 2010

deja vino

When you slowly begin to remember embarassing events that transpired when you were drinking the night before.

Mike's deja vino caused him to remember stripping down to his underwear and dancing to Backstreet Boys at the frat party last night.

by jaspar0308 June 28, 2014

Dirty Vino

The state of being so wasted and horny you would suck a nipple through a plastic straw

Dirty Vino is in the house

by psychnosiz June 19, 2020

Ghetto Vino

When people match the incorrect wine with food.

I went to the wedding in Napa and they served Pinot noir with pomodoro, that’s so ghetto vino

by BelmondoBond December 13, 2024