vikings

people who originated from scandinavia.known for being feirce wrriors that struck fear into the hearts of men.prefered the axe and were quite skilled in batle with it.the actual discoverers of the new world

vikings were greater fighers than even the spartans

by Lars F. October 28, 2003

Viking

A large Norseman who wanders the iced over pagan lands and occasionally comes down from the far north to slaughter Twilight fans.

SHIT! ITS A VIKING! FLEE TWILIGHT FANGIRLS! FLEE!

by Ignatious Rex Maximus Ceasar January 11, 2009

Vikings

Barbarian Zeus Chuck Norris

Terrifying Norse titans.
They're made mostly of beard, mead and DEATH!

Viking activities:

Drinking.
Raping wenches.
Pillaging.
Killing.
The Highland Games.
Rugby.

Closely related to Scotsmen, Spartans and Zeus. They are believed to be descended from the love-child of Chuck Norris and a mountain troll.

Vikings vs. Godzilla = BBQ lizard and alot of designer handbags.

by Igor Headmasher March 1, 2009

Vikings

When the fridge gets raided at a party by drunk and stoned people in search for the munchies.

Oh, a bunch of people went Vikings on our fridge last night.

by jfreeman December 26, 2010

Viking

'Northmen' hailing from Scandinavia who were well known for their raids of much of Western Europe and other areas. They settled in many non-Scandinavian areas such as Yorkshire (UK), various parts of Scotland, Dublin (Ireland)and Normandy (France) and their effect on these areas is still felt to this day.

Viking: "Odin bids us pace!"

The Jorvik Viking Centre of Yorkshire is a museum that shows the Viking history of Yorkshire.

by Jorvik Raider August 19, 2008

vikings

Warriorpeople which were ancestors to toadys scandinavians. Norwegians and Danes counquered northern France and England and Iceland while Swedes and some Finns conquered western Russia and the Baltics. Although most of these raids had vikings from all scandi nations, this was the main composition. And the Norwegian on this site that made the first note: Knulla din mamma.

"I hear that the Vikings are coming, dear?"

"He can´t hear you, I am called Olaf the Berzerker and I chopped his ears off."

by Johan November 25, 2004

vikings

The only people who, if you saw them on a twilight hill on the horizon, you would shit your pants and run in sheer terror! Vikings raid, raze, and knit in their spare time. No one has been able to oppose them for long; there are vikings among us-- do not cross us. They bring us cool words like: "beserk" which means "bear shirt", "hauberk" which means "steel shirt".

The Vikings just raided England and conquered Europe. They have bagpipes and know how to use them. Hail to the Vikings!

by God March 19, 2003