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vato loco

a crazy gangster.

usually of hispanic origin. you will spot one when you see a guy with big kakhi pants with a wife beater ;may have a button up shirt over with only the top button buttoned; on and a guadalupe chain around their neck. also wear bandanas ;usually blue, black, or red; and sunglasses. also idolize tupac and godfather.


usually have a girlfriend who draws her eyebrows on.
just look at any of the "homies" figures

"man look at that vato loco in LA"
by muralee July 6, 2005
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Vaxhole

A person who deliberately chooses to ignore commonsense and demonstrates or acts in a reckless, inexcusable and dangerous fashion with regards to vaccines and proven science.
Matt is a total Vaxhole, he thinks his fake vaccine card will get him better tickets to the game but quietly his smart wife spiked his coffee with a laxative so he’ll be a piece of shit regardless.
by Capt. Collins December 13, 2021
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Related Words
vatho Vatholick Vaxhole vato Vato Loco Vator vashole Vashon Vacho Vachoda

vato

1. que paso vato?
2. yo soy un vato loco
by Sur 13 May 2, 2006
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chunky vato

chunky vato- a vato that likes pan dulce way to much and is chunky
dammm look at that vato....dam thassa chunky vato cuh
by chunky vato March 3, 2020
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Vashon

An island... where hippie day is every day.
More specifically,
In the middle of the Puget Sound. Main activity is marijuana smoking and hippie dancing in the village green. Other activities of the natives include birdwatching, attending the strawberry festival once a year, celtic dancing, Vashsquatch, Hemp Fest, and the Saturday morning market at the village green.
Vashon inhabitants may be spotted off island once a year. These are privileged individuals. In preparation for one's first venture to the mainland (via ferry), one is lathered in essential oils and wrapped in sea weed found at the shores of Dockton (an inlet in which the natives bathe and gather for special ceremonies).
Everyone on Vashon is either a "free spirit", artist, or is well versed in the art of massage or hypnosis. "The Others" find work on the mainland and are shunned from the native culture.
WARNING: We have many a time sacrificed "The Others"
(not wanting to sacrifice the natives) to the great grizzly who often swims from the mainland to find food. Upon it's arrival to the island, the village children are gathered and given Bumble Bars to soothe their aching souls. Upon receiving our sacred gifts (of human flesh), the Great Bear finds it's way home. Only to return again...
YOU ARE NEVER SAFE even in the safest of places (such as the teepee's and sweat lodges)
Come visit!
1)"dude, I was on Vashon last weekend. HELLA GOOEY NECTAR!"
2)"the natives of vashon are watching. always..."
3)"where could we find a fresh crop?" "VASHON DUDE!"
by BUBBASPARKZZZ November 7, 2007
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vattoo

Pronunciation: \va-tü\
Function: noun

1. an indelible mark or figure fixed upon the body by insertion of pigment under the skin overlying the pubis.

2. A permanent adornment of the female genitalia.
Seeking a more permanent adornment than the vajazzle, she decided to invest in a new vattoo.
by kmac, md May 13, 2010
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Standing O-vation

The crowd-like roar that echoes through the mind during a particularly intense orgasm.
Their incredibly romantic evening ended in the only suitable way: with a standing o-vation.
by Rob in the 'Hood January 19, 2010
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