Vagoona

Vagina-Vagoona. Used to describe a virgin or someone with little sexual experience.

"Ted, you're such a vagoona."

by noogle November 18, 2003

Vapound

Sit on someone's face vigorously.

Pound someone's face with your vagina.

Mate I vapounded that boy.

Ann vapounded her boyfriend last night and broke his nose, yikes...

by cbcbcbcbcbcbcbcbcbcb December 4, 2018

varoon

A person who will make you a better version of yourself. A Varoon is understanding, goofy, and beautiful. He values true honesty and authenticity, which will make him one of your most valuable relationships. He will stand by you no matter what, so you should stand by him too. He's the best person you will ever meet.

I just met a Varoon, this is the best day ever!

by milky23 April 8, 2022

Vagoon

A well known term used in old Kentish villages to describe some-one who is irritable. Vagoon is a hybrid of the word Lagoon (a body of shallow sea water or brackish water separated from the sea by some form of barrier) and of course that age old favourite Vagina. When the term is used it is reffering too the said person having a 'shallow' vagina and as a result are far more likley to have a short temper resulting in tantrums, strops and general tomfoolery

Vagoon has since found its way onto the frape circuit and is fast becoming the word of the year

'Your acting like you have sand in your Vagoon'

'Do you mind tucking your Vagoon away?'

'Did you snag your vagoon on something or are you just in a bad mood'?

by jeffrey1234567890 November 18, 2010

vaPOOrize

Just another way of saying vaporize but with more emphasis on the POO.

Look at Tom Cruise running from the aliens in war of the worlds! All those other people are getting vaPOOrized!

by Jonbrizzle December 13, 2008

vagoon

a word that is begined with the letters VAG as if to spell vagina but a teacher walks by and you quickly add oon

holy shit that vag... vagoon is streched

by jack meoff November 12, 2003

varoon

A fucking asshole eating everything in his way
He also farts so much that his the main cause of global warmin

Scientist says " varoon" other people start screaming out loud and throw out all the Varoons in the room

by Chickennuggetbiscuit July 11, 2016