Vapound

Sit on someone's face vigorously.

Pound someone's face with your vagina.

Mate I vapounded that boy.

Ann vapounded her boyfriend last night and broke his nose, yikes...

by cbcbcbcbcbcbcbcbcbcb December 4, 2018

vagpounderific

something so awesome only this word can describe it.

that burrito was vagpounderific.

by Mathias the Great June 21, 2008

vagpoundosis

A very seriously condition in female, which has the following symptoms:

-fatigue
-sore va jay jay
-inability to walk distances over 50 feet by foot.

Vagpoundosis is a rare, however, curable condition that requires increased amounts of rest and NO sex. Maybe BJ's...maybe

I was doing my girlfriend like super hard and the next day she told me she couldn't walk and felt very sore. So she goes to the doctor and he diagnosis' it as Vagpoundosis. He then gives her a muscle relaxant and proceeds to give me a bottle of jergens to suffice for the next 3 sexless weeks.

by Hector the Rock July 30, 2010