Vaningan

A breed of human characterized by pale skin, dirty blonde hair, existence in another universe and occasional recreational drug use. Absentmindedness, wicked sense of humor, and terrible haircuts also commonly observed.

You see that guy hanging out in the trash can? What a Vaningan, eh?

by Saladass September 14, 2016

Vandingo

A vandingo is a person who will most likely be caught sniffing their own farts. May also perform lectures to the opposite sex on career development and financial investments while simultaneously breaching this person's personal space. Definitely owns many NFT's and probably some shitcoins. If you bring them somewhere they'll claim to know everyone even though they weren't invited. When in the presence of a Vandingo, the best course of action is to smile and wave boys.

Also see, hairy douche bag.

That poor woman, she is stuck with that vandingo at the bar...

by Greatwhitemike June 13, 2022

vanning

the art of intense fucking

when i get married my whole house will have many rooms devoted to vanning

by hardXcore vanna August 9, 2006

vanking

Vaginal-wanking, a girl’s form of wanking

She was caught vanking in the toilets before class

by Floatingfeather December 5, 2017

vanning

noun. the act of creeping in a van, preferably one that is shady in some way, such as a rusty license plate or missing door handle. see also: chinese fire drill.

We're going vanning tonight.

Who are you vanning on?

by whitegirlass15 September 20, 2009

Vanning

To have a meat head bailiff repossess your property.

Ray Fallon: You're gonna get a good vanning at the weekend.

by Cedric_2006 January 15, 2006

Vanning

To have sex in a white van

Last night I did a bit of vanning with a random guy

by Redwooods February 14, 2012