Velonte

A good looking male that loves / will talk to someone grandma and put your dog in a head lock

Gives soul snatching sex

Velonte is really the doonie general

by Steve.slasher November 22, 2021

Velonte

He’s very smooth with his words also will talk /interact with grandma’s and gives great …..

Velonte your that guy pale

by Steve.slasher November 22, 2021

Valente

A homossexual breed found usually in Santa Maria da Feira.

A Valente is a assumed super gay, and is a short dick man.

Person 1: He is such a Valente.
Person 2: Why? Does he have a small penis?

by ....hub.com November 24, 2021

valenteen

valenteen. VALENTEEN IS SOMEONE YOU WILL NEVER MEET TWICE. i’ve witnessed this woman burp, fart, and eat simultaneously. i’ve seen this thing try to communicate with me through her EYES. there is no one else in the world that will play charades instead of speak. valenteen calls everyone an NPC but has a calendar. valenteen’s mom likes me more than her so i think it may have affected her emotionally. valenteen’s life is a real life domino affect and once something goes wrong it all goes wrong. all she ever does is come to my house, wake me up, take her daily shit in my toilet, and then tell me about guys she thinks are butt fucking ugly. aside, valenteen is my best friend and i appreciate our friendship very much. if it wasn’t for val i’d be very bored and would have ended up with a toxic friend.

“where is valenteen?”
me: oh she’s probably rotting away in her room rn but you can leave me a message for her”

by randompenguinidk345 June 13, 2022

valenteer

Or "valentineer", but it's more awkward to blab dat many syllables. A "step up" from a "therapy human" --- i.e., someone who provides more than just fellowship and assistance to a person in need, in that he actually affectionately associates with a lonely dude/chick to help him feel better about himself/herself.

I always appreciate it when pretty girls give me smilez and hugz, and let me hold their soft warm slender handz and rub their cute shapely feet; their kind-hearted valenteering always helps me more than I can ever gratefully express to them!

by QuacksO January 9, 2026

victoria valente

Sexiest, smartest, hottest, most gorgeous girl you will ever meet, you will immediately have sexual urges toward this girl once you've seen her and want to do things that are probably illegal in some countries.

Once I saw victoria valente I needed to change my pants.

by thehomeyhooney November 24, 2016

Mitch Valente

Mitch the Bitch. He is a pretty cool dude.

Mitch Valente: "Get out of here"

by Steve Kerr Son, Nick November 22, 2019