halitosis

The breath you have when you've just woke up. Some people call it morning breath and it smells like someone has died in your mouth.

Matthew has halitosis.

by psycho bitch March 7, 2004

Vaginosis

Using excuses to get out of training

He did not attend training due a bad case of Vaginosis

by French Canadian June 8, 2009

halitosis

(n., shortened form of "simple chronic halitosis") False medical condition created by advertising writers to sell mouthwash. Only known symptom is bad breath, usually brought under control with periodic use of advertiser's product.

The best cure for halitosis is better oral hygene.

by Anonymous May 26, 2003

malitosis

lack of sugar

i didnt eat sugar so now i have some fucking malitosis

by dennis July 11, 2003

halitosis

A condition 1/3 people have at Garfield High school

by FAT Tom June 14, 2003

Oral Vaginosis

A build up of vaginal fluids that forms a lining in the mouth after licking a girl's lady parts for a long period of time. This will only happen if you perform cunnilingus at night, and then neglect to brush your teeth before bed. Thus, resulting in you waking up the next morning with symptoms of Oral Vaginosis.

Guy 1- I ate Beca out last night and now there's weird shit in my mouth!
Guy 2- Ha! You have Oral Vaginosis!!

by emailman August 12, 2013

vaginosis

A mental disorder that causes some men to act as if they had a vagina. Its symptoms are inability to step up, constant whining, and an inability to join certain baseball leagues.

Michael would not stop complaining about his phone because of his severe vaginosis.

by a money 223 January 19, 2010