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vaginitis

1. n. Inflammation of the vagina. Also called colpitis.

2. n. not literally referring to a medical ailment, but rather an attitudinal condition in which one is acting like a vagina: usually refers to men taking on female characteristics such as weakness or symptoms resembling those of female P.M.S.
1. I need to go to the gynecologist to see if I have vaginitis

2. a.

Bruce: Ow! I scraped me knee! Ow ow ow!

Steve: Wow, Bruce... how's the vaginitis treating you?

b. Bruce: Will you MOVE?! I feel bloated!!!

Steve: SOMEONE has a severe case of vaginitis...
by Rachel Woodhouse November 30, 2006
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Elephantitis Vaginitis

The swelling of a woman's vagina that is so large her vagina can obviously be seen through her pants. Sometimes confused with camel toe, this condition differs in that it involves the entire mons pubis area and not just the vaginal lips. The easiest time to observe this phenomena is at the gym with women wearing lycra shorts or pants.
OMG, Andrea has the worst case of elephantitis vaginitis I've ever seen. She really needs to wear something to cover that up!
by vinspector December 18, 2011
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Vaganity

n: inflated pride in one's vagina
The woman had a level of vaganity not often seen in someone outside the adult industry.

Female equivalent of "Cockceit"
by LordKaladar August 19, 2014
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Vagcinity

He didn’t hit the mark, but he was in the vagcinity.
by SNDYBTMS September 3, 2022
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silica vaginitis

Irititation of the vagina due to the presence of silica (sand).
Damn, she has a bad case of silica vaginitis today.
by eatmypoopyyouwhore August 4, 2006
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Vaginitis Silicosis

Vaginitis Silicosis is the scientific term for "Sand in the Vagina". A person who has sand in their vagina is typically someone who whines inconsequentially about anything and everything. They are pissed off by the slightest things and will whine and bitch at any given opportunity, much to the annoyance of everyone around them.

Someone who suffers from vaginitis silicosis is generally not fun to be around. They will ruin any good and fun occasion by finding something to bitch about.

It is important to note that one does not actually need to have a vagina to suffer from vaginitis silicosis; many males frequently display symptoms of this disorder despite the fact that they do not have an actual vagina.
Bob: Dude, Joey is bitching that we decided to go to an actual Mexican Restaurant instead of Taco Bell. He's whining about the price.
Rob: Clearly Joey suffers from an acute case of Vaginitis Silicosis.
Bob: Clearly.

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Joey: Doctor, everyone keeps picking on me and also I went paintballing yesterday and I got shot a bunch of time and now it really hurts all over!!
Doctor: Well Joey, you're suffering from an acute case of Vaginitis Silicosis.
by Di5ideByZero November 3, 2010
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Vaginitus

The condition in which an employee seems to be sick on a monthly basis and needs to go home early.
( i.e. Tim came into work today and started complaining of being sick. Obviously, Vaginitus has set in.)
by ITGUY27 February 29, 2012
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