vagina

The body part all boys wish they had and all girls are proud of

A girl wearing a skirt kicked the boy in the balls. As he was on his knees holding his balls in pain, he looked up at her. The girl lifted her skirt; she had no underwear on, and the boy could clearly see her vagina opening. He immediately envied her vagina, which never hurt as much as his balls did when kicked.

by Inferior Boy September 16, 2006

vagina

looking up vagina? you gotta be fucking kidding me.

seriously? looking up vagina??? you suck.

by urban asshole February 19, 2010

vagina

a girls private part

she has a tight vaGINA

by ghjkjhgfvdcfghjkiuy July 8, 2011

vagina

A penis's dream to go to.

I'd love my dick to go in to Jessica Alba's vagina.

by kmar December 10, 2007

vagina

Female genetalia. Has an opening in which the male penis can be inserted. Is also the opening through which the baby leaves the female body. When sexually aroused, the vagina becomes moist allowing easier penetration.

Biology teacher: "Can anyone tell me the function of the vagina?"

Schoolboy sniggering from all around.

by Stormsworder April 3, 2007

vagina

the soft genitals of a lady under her undergarments; cavemen used this for sharpening spears and/or getting hard.

Caveman..."Hey can i sharpen my spear"?
Cavewoman..."Sure, just use my vagina".

by craneballz555 August 30, 2010

vagina

its not a clown car

Bill:you heard about the octomom?
Ted:geez dont get me started. its a vagina not a clown car.

by WillYum0123 May 25, 2010