These are tweets sent out by Twitterers with a vast collection of followers, but who only follow a handful themselves. Generally the celeb end of the spectrum.
Noted for inanity and the transparent 'need to be appreciated' usually displayed by the sender.
When Shakespeare said 'All the world's a stage...' He didn't mean this.
Noted for inanity and the transparent 'need to be appreciated' usually displayed by the sender.
When Shakespeare said 'All the world's a stage...' He didn't mean this.
{on the phone}
Kelly: Kim Kardashian has just had a Mocha Latte! She was going to have a biscotti, but can't risk the calories!
Dan: Honey, I'm... um, thrilled about Kim's "Vanity Tweet", but I've got to get back to designing this hydroelectric plant we're building in the Caucasus.
Kelly: Kim Kardashian has just had a Mocha Latte! She was going to have a biscotti, but can't risk the calories!
Dan: Honey, I'm... um, thrilled about Kim's "Vanity Tweet", but I've got to get back to designing this hydroelectric plant we're building in the Caucasus.
by Inside Guide to London April 22, 2010
Get the Vanity Tweet mug.A pet project started by a filmmaker to satisfy their massive ego. One can usually tell because they'll take two or more of the roles of producing, directing, writing, and/or acting. If they're playing the protagonist, expect a "Jesus by a different name" vibe (compare Mary Sue). Most vanity films revolve around a blunt political message. While total nobodies are capable of and expected to create vanity films, the term is generally reserved for established celebrities throwing caution to the winds.
Some infamous vanity films include Battlefield Earth by John Travolta, The Postman by Kevin Costner, The Passion of the Christ by Mel Gibson, and The Room by Tommy Wiseau.
by AlexTwentyTwo November 20, 2011
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colloquialism for Vancouver, BC
Robson, Yaletown, Broadway, Granville Island), a TRUELY cosmopolitan city, kick-ass hockey team (Vancouver Canucks), great weed, and the skytrain (it runs 50ft above ground throughout metro Vancouver!!!
by Man from San Fran January 13, 2004
Get the Vancity mug.LV:i have to go to warped this year
jerk: why?
LV: to see Dahvie
jerk: why?
LV: cause you jizz dragon i have VANITY INSANITY
jerk: why
LV:*smacks*
jerk: why?
LV: to see Dahvie
jerk: why?
LV: cause you jizz dragon i have VANITY INSANITY
jerk: why
LV:*smacks*
by LadyVanity April 10, 2011
Get the Vanity Insanity mug.The extra weight you have which detracts from your aesthetic beauty. Canadians and Europeans refer to them as "vanity kilograms."
"Yo dawg, you're a really nice guy, but the ladies might find you alot hotter if you lost about eight vanity pounds."
by richard bullard barnes November 23, 2007
Get the vanity pounds mug.To be obsessed with how you look, to love oneself's image, to think you are the most gorgeous thing on two legsvain
(Looking at girl staring at herself in mirror) "Jees that girl is so vain look at her loving herself" etc
by Kat November 13, 2004
Get the Vanity mug.A misundersmurfed Smurf. Vanity is what society today would consider gay, but he's *clearly* a metrosexual.
Aside from his sexual preferences, Vanity was extremely vain *duh*. He was nowhere without his mirror, and wore a pink flower in his hat. He thought he was some hot, sexy, bastard, but in real life he looked pretty much the same as the rest of the Smurfs. He had the hots for Smurfette, like all the other guys in the village. He adored himself very much and kept asking Painter Smurf to paint his portrait. Quite a flamer...
Aside from his sexual preferences, Vanity was extremely vain *duh*. He was nowhere without his mirror, and wore a pink flower in his hat. He thought he was some hot, sexy, bastard, but in real life he looked pretty much the same as the rest of the Smurfs. He had the hots for Smurfette, like all the other guys in the village. He adored himself very much and kept asking Painter Smurf to paint his portrait. Quite a flamer...
by Gwen Stefani Grrl January 11, 2004
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