vacation dick

A giant dick that can only be handled on special occasions (I.e. Vacation).

" I met this Haitian guy and got that vacation dick on my trip; don't think I can handle that again anytime soon!"

by PoopInGroups April 10, 2016

vacation dick

An extremely large dick that you fuck when your away on vacation

Sydney took the largest vacation dick ID ever seen when we visited Hawaii.

That vacation dick made me stay in bed the rest of my vacation.

by Scottybutters April 9, 2016

vacation dick

The dick you go searching for while on vacation. Unlike the boyfriend dick, the vacation dick is usually girthy in size, starting at 9' and up.

"Remember that guy I fucked on the beach last holiday ? He had the ultimate vacation dick"

by Vacation dick April 10, 2016

vacation dick

A humongous penis one could not recive on daily basis, as opposed to boyfriend dick

Usually can be find on holiday hook-ups and one night stands of white females, presumably life guards or random guys called Tyrese.

Jennifer: I can't even stand today after the night with Rafael.
Alyson: Sounds like he's got a real vacation dick

by Lingvistik May 5, 2016

vacation dick

An above average length penis attached to whoever in a dollar poor country, as a cheap dildo or butt-plug replacement for unwieldy first world denizens.

Claudine's vacation dick in Cuba was way cheaper than Claude's in Jamaica.

by Underdoggie April 17, 2016

vacation dick

A vacation dick is a dick so long that a female can only handle it once or twice a year.

Woman 1: omg I just got a vacation dick last night
Woman 2: girl!! How are you able to walk right now?

by Man11 April 24, 2016

vacation dick

That kind of dick your vagina only can handle for a limited time due to it's big size. Preferably the duration of a vacation.

"I hooked up with this guy last night, he had such a vacation dick. Ma pussy be rekt son"

by VHD.VaginaHealthDoctor April 26, 2016