Unemployment

the act of setting ones self free, by taking your hard earned tax dollars back from the State. i.e. Boobs, Dubes & Tubes

Step into my office...why? Because you're fucking laid off! Join you're local Unemployment Club, i.e UCPB = The unemployment Club of Pacific Beach, California.

by Thor the Destroyer April 25, 2003

Unemployment Bath

Using the pool as a means of personal hygiene since traditional bathing methods are no longer required and the entire day can be spent poolside

Bro: Dude, you smell like chlorine.
Loser: Yeah, ever since I lost my job I've just be taking unemployment baths.

by joblessandfree May 7, 2009

Pre-unemployed

Knowing that a layoff is imminent and therefore coasting through the last few days of work.

I have a meeting with HR later this week to get my walking papers. Since I’m now pre-unemployed, I might as well have a beer with lunch today.

See funemployment

by jesride January 11, 2010

unemployed

When you are dating a girl, and she hasn't given you either a blowjob or a handjob...you haven't gotten any "job" yet

Guy #1: Yo dude, did she finally at least blow you last night?
Guy #2: Nope, no hand job either. I'm still unemployed.

by socaljdb24 January 24, 2011

Unemployment Cooties

fear of interacting with an unemployed person for fear that whatever caused him or her to be unemployed will transfer to you. Originally used by John Stewart on the Daily Show.

After I lost my job, all of my "friends" suddenly became too busy to spend time with me. I guess I have unemployment cooties.

by wouldaben January 4, 2011

unemployed

What you are when you don't have a job.

Job hunting sucks! I hate being unemployed!

by anonymous October 26, 2004

flogging the unemployed

The act of male mastubation

Jen walked in and caught Zach flogging the unemployed.

by brian neff May 15, 2005