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Norwegian for "to sit outside on a sunny day and have a beer."
Ah, the Packers lost, let's Utepils
Utepils by satelliteoflove November 9, 2010

Unemployer 

The company that lays you off but gives you 2 months notice so that you have to come in day in and day out, completely unmotivated and depressed, before you're utterly jobless. You're employed, and yet, unemployed, like how vampires are undead. Who is responsible for this wretched state of being? Your Unemployer.
Man! My unemployer keeps changing my severance package! I can't quit cause I need to collect Unemployment benefits, and they expect my production to stay up! My unemployer is WACKED!
Unemployer by Chi Lai March 3, 2009

unemployment boyz 

A group of hoodlums that trap or scam to make bank
"Look the unemployment boyz just bought another hellcat"
"MFS be posted up at the W in Miami with the squad looking to come up off a scam" - Hoodville
unemployment boyz by GeekALot October 14, 2020
UTMP - Is a discord server for the game called Undertale Multiplayer where people tell stupid sex jokes and ask for the game!
- Have you ever heard of UTMP?
- No what is it
- Bimbus Bobus
- What...

unemployment guilt 

When one feels guilty for doing nothing all day because they are unemployed.
"Hey, how's your day going?"
"Ok - I woke up at 11am but now feel a large amount of unemployment guilt."

UTampa Cough 

Drastic. Fantastic. Euphoric. Horrific cough worse than cov...
The UTampa Cough is a virus created by the suspended Paul McCloud who attended the University of Tampa for one full semester before getting suspended until January 2022.
UTampa Cough by Mannymannn1 February 14, 2021