utemp

A informal way to call someone dumb or not smart

You're very utemp

by Yaomingnese February 28, 2025

Utepils

Norwegian for "to sit outside on a sunny day and have a beer."

Ah, the Packers lost, let's Utepils

by satelliteoflove November 9, 2010

Unemployer

The company that lays you off but gives you 2 months notice so that you have to come in day in and day out, completely unmotivated and depressed, before you're utterly jobless. You're employed, and yet, unemployed, like how vampires are undead. Who is responsible for this wretched state of being? Your Unemployer.

Man! My unemployer keeps changing my severance package! I can't quit cause I need to collect Unemployment benefits, and they expect my production to stay up! My unemployer is WACKED!

by Chi Lai March 3, 2009

unemployment boyz

A group of hoodlums that trap or scam to make bank

"Look the unemployment boyz just bought another hellcat"
"MFS be posted up at the W in Miami with the squad looking to come up off a scam" - Hoodville

by GeekALot October 14, 2020

UTMP

UTMP - Is a discord server for the game called Undertale Multiplayer where people tell stupid sex jokes and ask for the game!

- Have you ever heard of UTMP?
- No what is it
- Bimbus Bobus
- What...

by Don't use your annoying name. February 12, 2021

unemployment guilt

When one feels guilty for doing nothing all day because they are unemployed.

"Hey, how's your day going?"
"Ok - I woke up at 11am but now feel a large amount of unemployment guilt."

by Shaker'n'Mova May 11, 2009

UTampa Cough

Drastic. Fantastic. Euphoric. Horrific cough worse than cov...

The UTampa Cough is a virus created by the suspended Paul McCloud who attended the University of Tampa for one full semester before getting suspended until January 2022.

by Mannymannn1 February 14, 2021