The company that lays you off but gives you 2 months notice so that you have to come in day in and day out, completely unmotivated and
depressed, before you're utterly jobless. You're employed, and
yet, unemployed,
like how vampires are undead. Who is responsible for this wretched state of being? Your Unemployer.
Man! My unemployer keeps changing my severance
package! I can't quit cause I need to collect
Unemployment benefits, and they expect my production to stay up! My unemployer is
WACKED!