Useless fuck

Someone that is good for nothing who cant do anything right

Jim is nothing but a useless fuck.

by Daveyharry July 19, 2018

uselessdesk

The best tiktoker ever

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by Uselessdesk August 27, 2021

useless as tits on a boar hog

Southern slang to describe a person, place, event or item in which there is little or no value; in the same way that tits are of no use on a male hog.

Gosh I don't know why the boss hired that lazy assed guy to work here, he is as "useless as tits on a boar hog"!

by clintoncousin December 11, 2007

Do not click this unless you are 18

Reverse psychology to get people under 18 to click on something.

"Do not click this unless you are 18"
...
*Clicks 900 fucking times*
*Porn comes up*
*Clicks 9000 fucking times*

by DaveMachine September 15, 2007

Do not click this unless you are 18

A technique that tempts you to click it and you get god-knows-what popups after you click it

*A hand with longer black finger nails points at text* Do not Click this Unless you are 18.

by Amos Nusheg October 25, 2007

useless fuck

A developer who does more damage to a codebase than good.

Oh him? He's a useless fuck and has been been sidewards shuffled into the test team.

by b00fhead September 27, 2010

Useless Gay

A homosexual (or lgbtq person in general) individual who seeks a relationship but does not respond to obvious opportunities and/or offers to persue one.

Girl You Like: “Heyyy, I’ve decided to come out to you as Bisexual! I feel close to you, like you really get me ;) Also you look really cute with that new hairstyle! *agressive flirting*

Me: Wow good for you! Thanks! (She totally doesn’t like me and if I say I like her it will probably ruin our friendship, she’s probably saying that to be nice and because I’m the only lesbian she knows. Yes. That’s what she meant.)

Random Friend: Yo that girl totally likes you this is your dream come true!

Me: What

Random Friend: You are such a useless gay

by Likitit July 17, 2018