Farmers Union Iced Coffee

Farmers Union Iced Coffee is an amazing iced coffee drink. It's a liquid lunch.

"Hey man, want an IC?"
"No dude, it's a Farmers Union Iced Coffee, or it's NOTHING!"

by Shaved Deer January 12, 2012

Urinalism

1. Something written on a urinal, typically by a drunk individual.
2a. An article of "journalism" which is of particularly bad quality or of a particularly foolish nature.
2b. An article of "journalism" which is extremely political to the point which there is nothing of worth to be gleamed from it.

1. He entertained himself in the bathroom by reading the urinallisms.
2a. Everyone reading is just reading for your urinalism, you ARE the joke.
2b. How do they make any money when all they is this urinalism?

by Flazzorb November 7, 2019

urinal humper

A dude who stands so close to the urinal that he is actually straddling it. His toes are often touching the wall that the urinal is mounted on, and depending on his pissing style he appears to be either trying on the urinal as a giant "Baby Huey" style jock strap cup, or humping an enormous porcelain goddess who's had a building built around her with only her peculiarly shaped vagina exposed...conveniently in the men’s washroom.
Urinal Humpers suffer from a combination of urinal anxiety and urinal zombie symptoms. They apparently believe they are disguising their urinal anxiety by their willingness to use a urinal, but due to their extreme urinal zombie tendencies, they haven't noticed that the majority of their fellow pissers don't walk away from the urinal with some other guys pubes on his dick, or splatters on their pants as if their schlong was blowing bubbles in a sewage treatment plant.

Hey dude, it's called a urinal, not a sperminal...it's for pissing in you freak'n urinal humper.

by Proper Pisser December 10, 2008

human urinal

A person who serves as a urinal for men by drinking their urine, saving them the trouble of traveling to a bathroom.

My human urinal drinks my piss so I don't have to get out of bed in the morning.

by cmhsub December 20, 2008

hypostatic union

The theological dogma that the Person of Jesus Christ was fully God and fully Man. This holds that Christ's humanity and divinity are not mixed, but are united without loss of separate identity. The doctrine of the hypostatic union is an attempt to explain how Jesus could be both God and man at the same time. It is ultimately, though, a doctrine that human minds are incapable of understanding fully. It holds that there is no mixture or dilution of Christ's Human or Divine nature, and that He is one united Person. The doctrine of the hypostatic union was made dogma at the Council of Chalcedon in 451 A.D., in response to the need to clearly define the Church's position in the face of heretical teachings, and further articulated at the fifth general council at Constantinople in 533 A.D. The latter council declared that the union of two natures is real (against Arius), not a mere indwelling of God in a man (against Nestorius), with a rational soul (against Apollinaris), and that in Christ’s divine nature remains unchanged (against Eutyches).

Doctrines which stand in opposition to the doctrine of the hypostatic union include: Docetism, Arianism, Apollinarianism, Ebionism, Eutychianism, and Nestorianism. The Church eventually declared all of these doctrines heresies by the end of the Sixth Century A.D.

by Theologist May 4, 2005

paternal urinalphobia

n. (pa-tur-nal ur-E-nal fo-be-a) Fear of urinating next to your father at a public urinal.

Timmy, who suffered from paternal urinalphobia, found the task of tinkling next to his dad at the urinal too terrifying, so instead he sought the privacy of a stall.

by Shy Son November 25, 2011

non-union

Union = well-built, going as planned... Non-union= fucked up, it ain't going like it's supposed to.

Coined by cajun cooking star, 007bondJB of Youtube.

Can be used to describe bad food, packaging that won't open, malfunctioning video cams, feisty ladies & more!

"Don't put no damn non-union oatmeal in a meatloaf... whoever come up with that was TOOOOTALLY non-union!"

by rinchips October 20, 2011