Uri

My beloved, Could possibly be my future S/o

DON'T use URI in a sentence. I shall be the only one to use “Uri” /j

by B@du$$y_Licker69OwO October 2, 2021

Uri

A perfect example of someone with great manners and is skilled at First-Person-Shooter video games.

Uri is umbeatoble in CSGO.
Uri could just fucking destroy you in valorant with his feet.

by Helikoptir November 18, 2021

Uri

Uri is a person who is INCREDIBLY hot and sexy. They have an amazing humour and can make you laugh in seconds. If you find a Uri you should date them immediately. They will treat you amazing and will probably be a Sagittarius. They will make you happy and make you honestly have a good day. They love to video call and see you smile. They love to send you kinky memes.

Sam: Did you see Uri hes so hot
Jordan: Omg right?

by Jordan_Urihotties January 18, 2022

Uri

Uri: one of many who didn't ask.

We are all Uri

by Starbreaker18 January 19, 2024

uri geller smeller

A Uri Geller Smeller is named after the man who claimed he could bend spoons and stop clocks just by looking at them, and is the result of a violent incident of "sitting on a mortar" after a bad curry, when the foul miasma emanates from the WC and works its way around the house bending spoons and stopping clocks as it goes.

Postman: "I shouldn't go to number 10 Downing Street just yet without a gas mask, Officer. There's been a Uri Geller Smeller incident! Give it 20 minutes if I were you."

by bromp March 19, 2008

Uri Geller Smeller

A Uri Geller Smeller is named after the man who claimed he could bend spoons and stop clocks just by looking at them, and is the result of a violent incident of "sitting on a mortar" after a bad curry, when the foul miasma emanates from the WC and works its way around the house bending spoons and stopping clocks as it goes.

Postman: "I shouldn't go to number 10 Downing Street with your warrant just yet without a gas mask, Officer. There's been an incident, a real Uri Geller Smeller."

by bromp March 19, 2008

uri geller

A Zionist Jewfro dude born in Israel, who became an illusionist and claimed himself as one of the Gods from some planet, working for his God and made up some other craps. He gained his fame by bending some special spoons and lied to people that he did it with his mental power, but he was actually using few tricks. Few years later at James Randi's sow, he was invited there as a guest, but couldn't bend the forks that was supplied by the talkshow because he had to do it for REAL this time, so everyone started calling him phony. I do not know why he became a host in Phenomenom with Criss Angel, but w/e. He's so fake and so many people fell for him.

As James Randi says, "If Uri Geller bends spoons with divine powers, then he's doing it the hard way".

Uri: im have the most amazing power in the world, you know what i can do? i can bend a spoon.

Me: STFU i know that's a trick ,even my 4 year old nephew can bend that shit,

Uri: Well people in Israel still believe this shit,, lol

Me : lol ,, Criss Angel can do better than that

by Illusionist November 22, 2007