Nobelium Uranium

The better and smarter version of the ultimate comeback: No u.

When said it makes you sound smarter and also confuses the crap out of the victim, if their IQ is not above 9000.

Person 1: You’re mom is straightn’t
Person 2: No u
Person 1: Yesn’t u
Person 2: No u^2
Person 1: Nobelium Uranium
Person 2: Oof

by iGood July 27, 2018

Uranus

1) Uranus, a planet in the Solar System that is used in many jokes involving the Bum-hole of humans.

2) the word used in many retarded bum-hole-related jokes.

1) Uranus sure is far away from the sun!
2) I see Uranus! And not the planet Uranus!

by Sirius123 May 24, 2007

boron oxygen iodine uranium gallium yttrium

boi u gay in a smartass way

-boron oxygen iodine uranium gallium yttrium
-no u

by Cheesy Comics October 11, 2018

uranious

Adjective: radioactive, especially the environment from nuclear fallout after an atomic bomb is detonated.

When the air becomes uranious, we will all go simultaneous.

by Kimberly Q July 26, 2012

Uranus ( the planet )

A planet but now days, people take it as a joke.

Teacher: Moan.
Student: ~* giggles *~
Teacher: Uranus ( the planet ).
Student: BWAHAHAHA!!

by Dxpressed January 29, 2020

uranium 235

Uranium235 is an isotope of uranium that differs from the element's other common isotope, uranium-238, by its ability to cause a rapidly expanding fission chain reaction. A uranium nucleus that absorbs a neutron splits into two lighter nuclei; this is called nuclear fission. It releases either two or three neutrons which continue the reaction. In nuclear reactors, the reaction is slowed down by the addition of control rods which are made of elements such as boron, cadmium, and hafnium which can absorb a large number of neutrons. In nuclear bombs, the reaction is uncontrolled and the large amount of energy released creates a nuclear explosion.

One atom of U-235 generates 200 MeV = 3.2 × 10-11 J, i.e. 18 TJ/mol = 77 TJ/kg.

Only around 0.72% of all natural uranium is uranium-235, the rest being mostly uranium-238. This concentration is insufficient for a self sustaining reaction; enrichment, which just means separating out the uranium-238, must take place to get a usable concentration of uranium-235. For an explosion, approximately 90% purity is required.

Have fun with u235. Play catch with it or something.

by werwertwgg432 January 31, 2005

uranus has furries

Something you remind your dumb friend of saying in 7th grade without realizing how wrong it sounded

hey -name- remember when you said uranus has furries

by SubscribeToLixenite February 21, 2020