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Unicycle Johnson

Used during roller hockey games. When a player on skates is not looking, an opposing player comes up from behind and sticks the blade of his stick between his legs and hits him in the balls. The player then proceeds to drag the unwilling recipient as far as he can on skates.
Billy didn't like the way Tom was playing in the hockey game, so he gave Tom a unicycle Johnson during a time out and Tom hasn't played since.
by Bryan McCabe December 26, 2006
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Uncky Dave

When you screw some one over in some way, mainly used when dealing with a company of some description.
1. You just got Uncky Daved.

2.I am going to Uncky Dave that guy.

3. I just got Uncky Daved.

:/
by UbahZVT February 5, 2014
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unicycle

A man that spins his own wheels. A man that pleasures himself. Pleasure in your own company, no one else.
The lonely man performed a unicycle in the privacy of his own home.
by Dman930 February 21, 2009
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Unicycle

Noun. A person who cannot stop wheeling for fear of "falling over" in life. See wheeling.
High Schooler #1: Dude, that new kid is flirting with all of the girls.

High Schooler #2: I know he is a total unicycle.
by soccermaniac88 October 26, 2009
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monkey on a unicycle

A monkey *ahem* on a 1 wheeled bike.
im a monkey on a unicycle yeah!!!
Kiss my ass!
oooo eeeee oooo aaaa
by Sir_Smuff June 10, 2003
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boi on a unicycle

boi on a unicycle likes boi on a unicycle unicycle cycle.
by Boi On A Unicycle November 5, 2018
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micro unicycle

A unicycle with no seat.
That guy just flew by on his micro unicycle.
by Philio June 1, 2015
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