unbeadable

When a persons' ass is too tight for any anal play

Tom: you do anal last night bro?
Kyle: nah bro that chicks' ass was so unbeadable, my dick couldn't go in.

by kaliana.forte October 27, 2021

Unbonable

When a girl and/or mature women couldn't possibly give you a boner. Usually mentioned amongst men who are discussing wether they would engage in sexual relations with a woman or not.

Person 1: Dude, what do you think of Mrs. Moreland? I bet she's a cougar.

Person 2: Dunno bro, I don't think I could handle that bitch. She's unbonable for me

by FracklestickMan July 15, 2010

untenable

Someone that is very pretty but just falls "this much" short of your dreams.

Granted, she was pretty and all, but she was unTENable.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith October 14, 2019

unbirdable

When a man/ woman have no sexual partner because they just can’t.

I’m unbirdable can’t get no girl.

by Papichlio October 14, 2019

unbeatable bukkake

The most awesome Japanese game show ever. Contestants push the humans body's limits by completing tasks of extreme difficulty.
Also a great idea for a sexual competition with a high male to female ratio; in which female competitors compete in events such as the "Man Milk Chug" and "Queen's Cup" Queens Cup could be described as similar to the Man Milk Chug, however using lesser fluid volume.

Stacy, did you see the hot Asian chick win the Man Milk Chug event in Unbeatable Bukkake?

by Sandiegites March 4, 2008

UnBeedable

To act like a dumb moron, and log in wars and let friends die.

Hey!! Dont pull a Unbeedable!

by BossClanton April 22, 2021

Unbearable

Describing somebody as unbearable doesn't make them unbearable to be around, the same way describing an Italian as an Antarctican doesn't make the guy from Antartica.

Pretending somebody is unbearable doesn't really make them unbearable. It's a lot like an ostrich hiding it's head and thinking that makes it's head invisible, when its not really invisible.

by Solid Mantis November 7, 2019