Tophy

The best nickname for someone named Christopher.

Hey Tophy, grab me another Widmer!

by claire bech June 30, 2009

Dirty Nasty Rancid Typhoon

(Warning: Attempt at your own risk) When you eat nothing but 6 month expired food for 3 weeks straight, then after the three weeks you eat a box of prescription strength laxatives. While waiting for the laxatives to take effect you tie up the recipient of the DNRT to a chair with their mouth forced open. When the laxatives begin to work position your chocolate starfish directly over their face and then spray as hard as humanly possible.

Chris: You look horrible, what happened?
Nick: I've eaten nothing but expired food for the last three weeks and last night I DNRT'd Vikki.
Chris: Oh my God, is she still alive?
Nick: I don't know, after I finished I ran out of their and forgot to untie her.
Chris: I'm never going to Dirty Nasty Rancid Typhoon anyone, that's disgusting...

by Chocolatenix October 24, 2011

poon typhoon

A swarm of girls, particularly at a night club, that move throughout an area leaving disappointment.

Duder 1: "Yo man watch out there's a poon typhoon comin'!"

Duder 2: "Awwww snap! Damn these girls are fine."

Duder 1: "You ok man?"

Duder 2: "Yea doggy, I think I got some blue balls though."

by westfalia December 15, 2009

typhoid fever

Something Lil' Susie always seemed to contract after a full day of hunting and fording on the Oregon Trail.

Dammit! Susie died of typhoid fever while I was off hunting buffalo - better not hunt them too much - or they will get scarce in this area! Dammit!

by Jocko Tittlies September 22, 2005

typeyness

The ability or inability to type well at any given point.

While he was drunk, his typeyness was greatly affected.

by Pod Lowe October 23, 2006

typhoonisolm

People with a fetish for typhoons

The fuck do you have typhoonisolm or something.

by NotWorking March 5, 2018

typhon

Typhon is a son of the Titans in Ancient Greek mythology. Usually a male name. Not a very popular name. Seeing the titans were known to destroy the worlds for example.

Volcanos, earthquakes, tornadoes, mother nature’s beauty cleaning.

He is A strong, loyal and sweet man in a great and loving relationship. He will show you the world. If you cross him.

The raff in Typhon will explode.

He is a great friend and family member and will be there when you need him. Will surprise him when you least expect it. He is always full of energy and bubbly personality.

Enjoying life.

Typhon is my son.

Typhon is very handsome.

by #mumlove#ncj# June 19, 2018