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Chocolate Nixon

A Chocolate Nixon is when someone spreads Nutella ( A delicious chocolate breakfast spread sort of like peanut butter ) on their asshole and then has someone motorboat their ass. It's called a Chocolate Nixon because of the chocolate from the Nutella as well as the poop that may be in the ass still and because when someone does a Richard Nixon impression they shake their head violently from left to right and look like they're motorboating someone.

Nick: Man, I had a crazy night last night.
Chris: What happened?
Nick: Vikki got hammered on Jager last night again so I decided to spread Nutella on my ass and see if she'd give me a chocolate Nixon...
Chris: So did she?
Nick: I was president for a night =D

by Chocolatenix October 23, 2011

Dirty Nasty Rancid Typhoon

(Warning: Attempt at your own risk) When you eat nothing but 6 month expired food for 3 weeks straight, then after the three weeks you eat a box of prescription strength laxatives. While waiting for the laxatives to take effect you tie up the recipient of the DNRT to a chair with their mouth forced open. When the laxatives begin to work position your chocolate starfish directly over their face and then spray as hard as humanly possible.

Chris: You look horrible, what happened?
Nick: I've eaten nothing but expired food for the last three weeks and last night I DNRT'd Vikki.
Chris: Oh my God, is she still alive?
Nick: I don't know, after I finished I ran out of their and forgot to untie her.
Chris: I'm never going to Dirty Nasty Rancid Typhoon anyone, that's disgusting...

by Chocolatenix October 24, 2011