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Twonker

Natural extension to the twonk twonk definitions.

Used to refer to persons acting in twonk or twonkish mode
singular form: "Oi you Twonker!"

or plural "What are you bleeding twonkers doing in the road?" ("Nothing officer we were just twonking around")
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twonker

An extension of the word twonk, which can be used to describe someone who is being a twonk. Can be combined with the word shit to give an effective offensive word, Twonker-shit.
You utter twonker

You utter twonker-shit
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trunker

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twanker

it is a shortened word for"toms a wanker"
tom pritchard from wrexham is a twanker
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Twanker

An insult for females instead of wanker.
Twat + Wanker = Twanker
"God Sarah your such a twanker..."
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